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@YourAbuse I’m going to get a tattoo like this except it will say “nipple” and it will be pointing at my nipple.

going to the witch hat atelier and getting spellmogged by the other students

Perfectly peaceful weekend completely ruined by an external supernatural force commonly known as the "Seattle Mariners"

Hilary Clinton during her 2016 campaign

John Football United States, Census, 1850

remarkably trumpcoded

@Maxibonhr_YT @LocalBtnMasher at the very least, on first watch. i can understand being a fan of something and deciding to watch it in chronological order just to see the events of the story in that way, but only for a repeat viewing

@LocalBtnMasher “Nyehh but what if the original is bad?” Then don’t watch it man, but if you’re gonna watch all of them, do it in release order, I really can’t think of any series made better by watching in chronological order.

"Playing in chronological order" completely misunderstands what a prequel means

@LocalBtnMasher I’m of the firm opinion that release order is the inherent best way to experience just about everything. Every prequel was made in conversation with an existing piece of media, and watching the prequel first means missing out on the intended experience.

how do bitches not know where left shouldnt you just start to remember at some point

@jazayerli the fucking mariners man

The Royals tonight were the first team in major league history to: 1) walk zero times 2) strike out 17+ times 3) hit zero home runs 4) win

my boomer take is that cars should be started with a key. turning a key feels good. pushing a button to start the engine has no juice and just feels weird to me.

"pdf" "corn" "grape" WE ARE ON TWIIIIIIITTER YOU CAN SAY PEDOPHILE YOU CAN SAY PORN YOU CAN SAY RAPE OMFG

Basically every Israel-Palestine debate goes like this: "Israel did X." "Yeah, because the Palestinians did Y." "Yeah, because Israel did Z." "Yeah but only because the Arabs did A." But if you bring the debate back far enough in time, eventually you get to the part where the western world forcibly dropped a brand new ethnostate on top of a pre-existing civilization without the permission of — and to the extreme detriment of — the people who were already living there. Sure you can go further back and say "Oh yeah well the Jews lived there thousands of years ago," but that's just silly. There's no valid reason to believe some Jewish guy in New York City even has any meaningful lineage connecting him to that land more strongly than any random Muslim in Turkey or wherever, and even if there was, it would still be absurd to cite ancient history as the basis for a territorial claim. I'm only a few generations removed from my ancestry in Ireland and Scotland, but it would be ridiculous for me to show up demanding the home of someone who lives there. So the original source for the grievance is clearly the artificial creation of an ethnonationalist state in the mid-20th century, and the push by Zionists and western imperialists to make it happen. And how has that decision worked out? You see the results before you. Generations of nonstop violence and abuse, culminating in the slaughter and chaos throughout the middle east today. This means that creating Israel was a mistake. A mistake that needs to be corrected. Zionists will collapse into a shrieking pile of vitriol and hyperbole when you say this, claiming you're calling for the extermination of Jews, but this is false. Certainly ending a national order premised on putting the interests of Jews before Palestinians and righting the wrongs of the past would inconvenience a lot of the Jewish people who've been living there, but there's no basis for the claim that it would entail their deaths. Apartheid South Africa was dismantled without the extermination of millions of white people, and there's no reason to believe the dismantling of apartheid Israel would entail the extermination of Jews. The Israel experiment has been tried, and it has failed. It is time to try something else.

@melonsodsie god i cant believe you breathed in the presence of a woman who isn't your gf

I don't take straight people seriously because they say things like why did you post a selfie while you're in a relationship

average israeli voter:

Moment of silence for our fallen bee comrades.

as a white cuban from miami, if he passing up white house visit for practice, Raiders got a franchise qb for next 15 years

I’ve worked 50-60 hours a week for the last 20 years in order to support my family, while my employers have gotten rich off my labor. Yet I’m lazy and entitled and my bosses are entrepreneurial and hardworking.