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@mingechops @VladsDeathsweep 🤣

@VladsDeathsweep Absolutely, 🙏aids

@VladsDeathsweep Rose West Esther Rantzen (WC) Ian Smith Keith Richards Sir David Attenborough Thank you

@VladsDeathsweep Esther Rantzen Justin Bieber Ludek Miklosko Louis Tomlinson Noddy Holder (WC) Thank you

VLAD'S DEATHSWEEP 2024 IS NOW OPEN. READ THE RULES. MAKE YOUR PICKS. BE ORIGINAL. CELEBRATE DEATH.

@carolvorders Hopefully starting your pal Simon Harris

"Covid corruption commissioner starts fraud probe" Well I hope he gets a lot of our money back after the Tories and their PPE corruption.. And I also hope some of the profiteering wrong 'uns go to jail Let's see. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@simpleesimi The thread reads as incredibly immature

i went to the italy game last night against the country that shall not be named, and it felt mad dystopian.. going to sum up what went down 🇮🇹 a thread:

@Suffragent_ Drip

Describe Owen Jones in one word.

@LegalGengar Cant stand that useless hairy unfunny fraudulent twat!

I can now reveal that Essex NHS paid Simon Harris £30,000 in 2023 for several different projects, including a “Digital Communities” project, voiceovers(!!!), and social media / community management. I have asked for more detail about what exactly these projects involved.

@JCraib @supertanskiii @mgordon42 She's grim

Labour introduce a Renters Rights Bill which includes: - A ban on no-fault evictions - A limit on in-tenancy rent rises - Legislation make it illegal to discriminate against tenants on benefits - A ban on landlords accepting bids above asking price Rayner isn’t fucking about.

@supertanskiii Thick as custard

British born black teenager kills three girls, guilty verdict applied before trial, nationality questioned, nationwide riots and lynching ensue. Lucy Letby, a white woman, convicted of killing multiple babies immediately assumed innocent and could get let off. Fucking insane.

@andy3hill @cluedont 🤣🤣🤣

@cluedont @afcb_brfc

Genuinely can't stop thinking about how this guy waves.

Council's £15k Facebook spend for 189 followers bbc.in/46k1oEw

@BBCNews This pratt has blocked me on Facebook, won't answer any questions about all the shady go fund me requests he did. Super shady, should face legal action. Hi Simon

@LegalGengar Excellent work, I hope this grifter faces criminal charges. The tea towels were hilarious

I have published my Simon Harris compendium, drawing together various threads that I have previously published on here: x.com/LegalGengar/st…. There will be a separate one about the wider scandal involving Kirsty O'Callaghan, etc.

@supertanskiii You'll need to get a job tomorrow, weirdo

Mr Brady and Ms Hindley are lending their support to Reform this election. In a vox pop they described themselves as a “typical pair of working class Mancs that like a jar on the weekend and long walk on the moor”. They feel Farage speaks their language.

@Lalas609 @paddypower Hahaha spot on mate

@paddypower @afcb_brfc

Like clockwork…

@PriceXMark 🤣

Why the fuck is the uk giving 12 to Israel 😡😡😡 im ashamed to be from here #Eurovision2024 #Eurovision #FreePalestine

Sammie Szmodics baby!

@AlexHorne @taskmaster Hi @AlexHorne , can these shirts be bought online? Thank you

I'm on Fantasy Football at 10pm on Sky Max (or anytime on NOW). One of my favourite shows growing up, honoured & slightly freaked out to now be in Frank & Dave's flat (currently rented by Matt & Elis). p.s. I'll be at Chesham Utd selling shirts before the game tomorrow. 2.30ish

@greenday761 Is this sarcasm?

I'm struggling to understand the story here. Simon Harris is an exceptionally talented writer, who gains millions of views. The pay for the top writers always runs into several hundred thousand pounds. The council obviously thought Simon's output was value for money.

@willgage1990 @TaylorMod 🤣 No one compares to our original street sweet Prince

This may be the best cover I’ve ever seen in my life wow what a voice 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼