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The current world XI in my opinion: Kane Mbappè Salah Bellingham KDB Rodri Hernandez Dias Saliba Walker Allison

@opolot_ronnie Because he’s erm Bukayo Saka ?

How did Bukayo Saka manage to bag this girl?😂

men were never meant to see this many beautiful women, social media got us fried. Our ancestors used to only see 10 baddies in their whole life

@BorjaGarciaF @FUTDonkey DROGBA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@FUTDonkey R9, Romario, Batistuta, Van Basten and Drogba. My top 5 in that order.

Zero. He’s the best CF of all time without a doubt.

@Styx619 @OyinNAdun @FabrizioRomano Just repeating what I said aren’t you

@afcpatron @OyinNAdun @FabrizioRomano Szoboszlai, Llorente and Valverde are almost the same kind of players

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇾 Thomas Tuchel: “James Garner is our MINI Valverde”. 💎

@westerosies He burned his daughter at the stake. Fuck him forever

Happy 69th Birthday to Stephen Dillane, our one true King Stannis Baratheon! 🦌

@OyinNAdun @FabrizioRomano You can compare szoboszlai and Llorente to him

@FabrizioRomano Mini Valverde” is a big compliment, but let’s be real… Valverde is a different level entirely. You don’t just compare people to that engine. I get what Tuchel is trying to say, but Valverde is unique. You can’t really compare anyone to him like that.

@Sem1ca The face card

A face made by two war refugees and genocide survivors.

@_Greazemoden It’s not “a little adventure” I’ve come to notice that for many people worldwide it’s THE city to be in

People from outta London get so excited when they come to London it’s like a little adventure for them lool

@BottlerPepsi @Laudrupszn No it doesn’t, your national team could be trash and you naturally have less chemistry with NT players than club players

@Laudrupszn Only international level showcases your actual footballing ability, so that´s his actual level.

It's so hard to rate him properly UCL: all-timer League: decent NT: terrible Which one is the closest to his actual level?

@Kemee63752 @FootyRush_ We are

@afcpatron @FootyRush_ Worry about winning the champions league

🚨🚨JUST IN: Luis de la Fuente prefers Unai Simón as Spain’s first-choice goalkeeper at the World Cup. Joan García (Barcelona) and David Raya (Arsenal) would have to sit on the bench for the entire World Cup.

@hoodfarquaad Well he himself is liable when he decided to breed a white woman, his son simply followed suit. My family is Afro Caribbean and KEPT it that way

watching your descendants turn white right in front of your eyes is crazy

@Kemee63752 @FootyRush_ Worry about top 7 battle

@FootyRush_ I have said this , raya is not top 20 best keeper right now , he is mid with good defensive covers He can’t even bench Simon 😂😂😂

@TouchlineX Neymar LW, Lucio CB and Jairzinho RCM

🇧🇷💫 Fill the blanks in Brazil's best XI of all time.

@MAYOR_CRIS7 @lebrazill @ikknowsball 😂😂😂 she can be his 4th baby mom

@afcpatron @lebrazill @ikknowsball He probably will

Carlo is really trying to tell us Neymar can’t make a Brazil 26 man squad that starts vini😂😂

@ChrolX @Krynicka_K @NoContextBrits Bland vibes

@Krynicka_K @NoContextBrits I’m cooked either way.

Thank God, I’m British.

@lebrazill @ikknowsball Neymar isn’t going to fuck you

@ikknowsball They’re trying to call me delusional for thinking THEEEE Neymar is better than that bum LOOOL

The reason Troy Parrott is having deserves talking about

@NaesCloset Yeah after they edit themselves for 5 hours

Women look way better than men.

@livescore Semenyo and Mendy ???? 😂😂😂😂😂 replace with Raphinha and Martinez in goal even

Europe vs Rest Of World 2026 World Cup XI’s 👀🌎 Who would win? 🧐

@GAGEmusicx @Naam_Hi_Kafi_H She’s not even white so he missed with her

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H Yeah ok lol

Unpopular Opinion : An average Brown Girl looks More hotter than the likes of overhyped Ana de armas, Sydney Sweeney and BILLIE EILISH etc.