Alex Foster
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Alex Foster
@afoster1993
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll probably swap it for a fish.
Katılım Şubat 2011
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This is what the most annoying fuckers you've ever met call their vape
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: Seventh US service member killed in Iran conflict identified as 26-year-old Sgt. Benjamin Pennington of Kentucky
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@CHope1993 @JacobHorsfall_ Best thing to happen in the premier league all season
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I had to make sure this was real. Daniel Farke, world class 😂
Lewis Deighton@LewisDeighton17
“I’m not light like butterfly. I don’t look unbelievable cute and sweet when I jog. So I will never jog on the pitch again.” All-timer quote from Farke. 😂 #LUFC
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I just cancelled my Saturday night date. Isak saga more important
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@elonmusk Ahhhh well, at least he can say his kid’s name without casting an ancient Aztec curse in the process.
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He called me “gay” and now he wants to touch my ass 🤣🤣🥲🥲
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong
Biden says Republicans like Trump are “the kind of guys you’d like to smack in the ass.” LOL WHAT 🤣🤣🤣
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Only king I’ll swear to is Ollie Watkins. Fuck the monarchy, up the INGERLAND.
simon evans@TheSimonEvans
In so many small but cumulatively significant cases, the tradition of the Great British Fudge is being lost. So many people who know how much they owe to the subtle protections from tyranny that lies in our gently creaking old unwritten constitution. Who feel their opposition to republican ressentiment harden when they see this sort of smug gesture. So much better to sometimes just cross your fingers and sing along with the old hymns.
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Typifies London this; two thoroughbreds storming through the city streets and you’ve still got cyclists trying to squeeze the gap.
Daniel Hewitt@DanielHewittITV
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by @itvnews.
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Well to the women out there who keep following me and are desperate to have me eat their pussy cat Kindly swap it for a bit of bacon and egg I could well be interested meow 🐈
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Love these late January evenings… and by late January evenings I mean following my girlfriend round Aldi with a 24 pack of loo roll shouting ‘we shittin’ tonight baby’
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Just outside the SOL now and there’s an Alsatian in a Sunderland shirt cc @RealBobMortimer @AthleticoMince 😂😂
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@CHope1993 @OfficialPDC @AndrewJamesPaul The man has put many an enemy’s feet in a bucket of concrete and chucked them to the bottom of the Thames.
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The escalators in London bridge are soooooooo pathetic man. Grow up.
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Shout out to big Mark here who can’t understand basic maths.
Mark Goldbridge@markgoldbridge
How can the Glazers sell 25% of their stake but still have 52% when they only have 69% to begin with?
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@CHope1993 @dyIanbrett Sensational. Enunciation absolutely top notch, drags everything out
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@CHope1993 @SeanYoo ‘Of course there’s a man!!! Oh my goddd, how are we supposed to get the shoes inside the bag without the man?’
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@Miss_GJohnston Could you please send me the link? This looks amazing!
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To anyone planning on spending the last couple of weeks of their holidays planning KS4 units - if you can help it, DON’T. I have full schemes for R+J, ACC, AIC, P+C poetry, Unseen Poetry. Plus Language stuff! Easily accessible links ready to share. Just ask!!!
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@CHope1993 @ITYSL_memes @ITYSL @ITYSL_Random @nbaleave Woahhhhh. I didn’t expect actual sports to be covered too. World class
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An “I Think You Should Leave” themed sportscast? RANDOM.
Had a little too much fun putting this together with my shirt brother/real brother and fellow #ITYSL obsessive @AJ_Frydman.
@ITYSL_memes
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