Ashley

Bad Bunny showing up to the met gala as an old man is SENDING me like dude is just side questing

@KendallElrod WOW

levi just asked to hear looking up by paramore i’ve never been prouder

How I feel whenever I wear something other than black:

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

Having leftovers is one of life’s greatest joys

that gap in my resume is from when i was usurping the iron throne

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

nice sense of humor did your depression give it to you

POV: when your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is getting to you

slow blinking at the doctor who is about to euthanize me

@NoahKahan Knock it off

If we found a way to the other side

I GUESS I’LL DIE

i think john pork is using voodoo to torture my family

ethel cain fans start their day out with a full listen through of preachers daughter and think they’re gonna have a good day

@NoahKahan LOL

Last two days I spent in a cocoon of ignorance about how people responded to the album cuz I was afraid yall wouldn’t like it. Listening to it for the first time in a while and you’re not wrong this shit is so sad hahaha

My entire timeline tearing up Klay Thompson you love to see it

Noah Kahan really got me out here vibing to folk music, might even buy myself a fiddle

Nobody at the bar knows I’m playing Travel Town

@jaboukie 😭😭😭

George: stay away from Curley’s wife Lenny: