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Never understood the hatred of the met gala when it’s a literal fundraiser and really unique opportunity for fashion art

@aidannonx Red piller realizes having a good personality is half the effort something normal people have always known

Watched this three times and when he says “bro fuck” like deadass concerned I lose it

redpiller realizes personality is half of the “halo effect”they’re obsessed with

@ratman666666 @21metgala It’s literally a fundraiser for charity where artists get to create beautiful fashion

@21metgala Guys we live in the hunger games world. We clap these wealthy elites to distract ourselves from how bad shit is right now. This is all to distract us.

Emma Chamberlain attends the 2026 Met Gala.

My favorite look ever, wow

@davfish88 @eMTBrides Yeah she don’t need 2

@eMTBrides The one with a blue dress is def a KEEPER!!! Unfortunately has a baby… but all the rest is just perfect!!! Ahahah

jealous exes with Olivia Rodrigo haha 🤣 Ashley Padilla is pretty funny 😆 via SNL

@countyingula123 @PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa I wish u well in the future 🤍

@afterlfed @PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa Sounds pretty spot on. It's very rare that what a guy does makes a girl change her mind about them if she doesn't already like him. Though, it happens on rare occasion. Doesn't always work out or last though. from my experience lul. I have many regrets :D

Does male yearning exist?? do guys wait for a girls reply????do guys make playlists for their crush? why is every man nonchalant????

On big brother this was called “Dan’s mist” #bb14

a gunman opened fire outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner on April 25th.. the president.. the vice president.. the speaker of the house.. the secretary of state.. the treasury secretary.. the war secretary.. the attorney general.. the interior secretary.. seven of the top eight people in the U.S. presidential line of succession were sitting in the same ballroom.. the only one missing was Chuck Grassley.. 92 years old.. recovering from gallstone surgery in Iowa.. because he physically couldn't make it.. the White House confirmed no designated survivor was chosen.. nobody was kept at a secure location in case something happened.. during an event where something actually happened.. America spent $886 billion on defense last year.. built the most advanced security apparatus in human history.. and put its entire chain of command in one basement in Washington with no backup plan.. the protocol exists for exactly this scenario.. and they just didn't use it.. the only thing that separated the country from a constitutional crisis was a 92-year-old man's gallstones shitty I'd say

@Romy_Holland They’re doing small tak bc u don’t respond and they have to fill the silence lmfao

i understand why ppl do small talk when they are first meeting someone, but why do some ppl do compulsive small talk all the time? my MIL just by default talks nonstop. “do you think all of that will fit in that suitcase? i always check my suitcase, don’t want to be lifting it on the plane. i take it to the gate and check it there. they let you check it for free!” “uber is here! last time i took an uber it was a prius. hard to get ubers at my house, have to call ahead.” “i talked to margaret. did i tell you that? she called me. she’s getting ready to go to the airport. 2pm fight for her. but she’s flying domestic. gets in in the evening.” but like basically nonstop for hours. never anything that needs to be said, always just kinda autobiographical and impossible to respond to with anything other than “mmmm.” it is very much the same as someone following me around with a television playing nonstop ads, but if i don’t kinda pay attention to the ads i am rude. not only can i now not have a normal conversation with my fiancé, i cannot even have interesting thoughts in my own mind.

@aakashgupta I’m confused, how will she wake up without an alarm

Mark Zuckerberg engineered a custom hardware device for his wife in 2019. No clock face. One faint light. A one-hour window. Priscilla had a specific problem. She'd wake up in the middle of the night, check her phone for the time, and the number itself spiked her anxiety. 4am meant worry about the kids waking soon. 5:30 meant calculating whether to just get up. The information was the trigger. Most engineers approach "can't sleep" by adding things to the bedroom. A meditation app. A Hatch alarm. A weighted blanket. A sleep coach. Mark removed the variable that was running the wake-up loop. The Sleep Box sits on Priscilla's nightstand and shows nothing for 23 hours a day. Between 6am and 7am it emits a single faint light. Faint enough not to wake her if she's still asleep. Visible enough that if she's already up, she knows it's okay to start the day. The rest of the night, dark. No clock. No time display. If she wakes at 3am she has no data to push her cortisol up with, so she goes back to sleep. He wrote the firmware and built the enclosure himself. No team, no procurement, no Meta resources. He posted the result on Instagram and said it worked better than he expected. The design move most CEOs would never run is the personal one. The instinct is to outsource a family problem to a specialist. A sleep coach. A doctor. A consumer electronics startup with a Series B and a marketing budget. Mark intervened at a specific link in the chain. Time data hitting Priscilla's brain at 3am was what broke sleep. The phone got moved off the nightstand and replaced with a box that physically cannot deliver that data. The box has no clock. That's the entire product.

@jerrimah8 @PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa No I get that. My point is that a woman who truly feels u will be fine w it on day one. I’ve seen it and felt it lmfao

@afterlfed @PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa I’m ngl it depends, you do this type of shit too fast it can definitely make someone not like you anymore I promise.

@noback_TK @PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa You’re online too much and don’t get laid that’s why you’re confused it’s ok, one day a woman will like u

@afterlfed @PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa Women would be really bad at hitting on women. I think half of them would get called out for lovebombing and put on some google doc 💀

Um cachorrinho fazendo tratamento com nebulização. Ele não entende o que está acontecendo, mas é muito cooperativo.

I wish this was a joke

BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.” There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.

by creating systems of oppression

@PERFECT_PE4CE @soigomaa No. It depends on if she likes you. If she likes you she will be excited for anything. Men making playlists is always fun for a lot of us if we like them

@soigomaa Because doing any of these things would immediately cause any girl to never talk to us again, and we all learned this the hard way

@clockstiqqun The tobacco lobby owns the market and wants to fucking suck you dry as you die. Yall play stupid mental gymnastics bc ur addicted to sucking a mini cock all day

anti-cigarette sentiment is born out of two lies: that it is possible to live forever, and that it is desirable to do so. it is born also of one truth: that the worker must be kept productive against his will for the good of statesman and stockbroker