Ashley Powell

@LauraJedeed @jamespowell363

You really do have to feel bad for Bryon Noem. Imagine having a bimbofication fetish and then watching your wife become fully bimbified while you waste away in the closet

@DrunkRepub @jamespowell363

Everywhere I go I’m reminded of Byron Noem

@MarcoFoster_ @ProjectLincoln @jamespowell363

HAPPENING NOW: A HUGE crowd has gathered in London, England for a protest against the far right in coordination with the No Kings day protests in the US

@_sorrengailll @jamespowell363

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

@1ssve @jamespowell363

Dear Apple and CarPlay please STOP pausing my music every time I open a social media app. I can doom scroll and listen to music at the same time.

Woke up in the middle of the night to Trump openly going full Farquaad.

Hey!! Driving from OC to Arizona with my husband and daughter for a gymnastics competition. We’d love to hear Mangetout by Wet Leg! @RadioX @_Wolfenden

@jamespowell363 @Gibboanxious Impressive

@Gibboanxious @agirlsocool

A 1980s TV ad for Terry's Chocolate Orange that parodies Raiders of the Lost Ark.

@DachshundColin @jamespowell363

South Park writer Toby Morton bought the domain name trumpkennedycenter.org and it's being exploioted exactly as you'd expect.

@SouthPark @jamespowell363

Watch an all-new episode of South Park December 10th at 10/9c on Comedy Central and stream next day on Paramount+.

THIS IS WHY MAGA LOVES HIM. EVERY DAY, DURING EVERY MEETING... DONALD FIGHTS WOKENESS.

Post a random nighttime Disney resort pic!

@BadFoxGraphics @SouthPark @jamespowell363

Now you can’t unsee it.

@danieltosh @jamespowell363

on sale now!!! code “tosh” danieltosh.com

@regionalthicko @jamespowell363

How it feels to work past 4pm now

@BlisterPearl @jamespowell363

South Park is going to be wild

@shootermcgavin @jamespowell363

The Cool Runnings cast reuniting 30+ years later. Tremendous movie.

@VitalVegas @VenetianVegas @jamespowell363

Cote @VenetianVegas is simply extraordinary. Top tip: Don’t be in a rush. Dinner took three hours (not due to slow service, that’s the experience). It’s Korean BBQ, but they do the grilling. Each meal involves roughly 300 bowls of unidentifiable things. cotekoreansteakhouse.com/locations/cote…

@jamespowell363 @naiivememe And I often want it to be earlier.

@naiivememe @agirlsocool

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.