A🦎BETH AND BEYOND

Kelsea Ballerini was so right when she said nothing really matters aliens pyramids.

@penandjen @Gmart420 No it’s Delilah the radio show person 😭

@Gmart420 @aglizardbeth no like hey there

Delilah has been playing bangers

@BitchWaifuu Okay well I’m only beating you up if you keep drinking too many Red Bulls. And we both know you can kick my baby ass soooo lol

it was me prob bc tbh i didn’t rly think they liked me all that much 🤷🏻‍♀️ now we both blocked. such a fickle thing, twitter is

@BitchWaifuu For the longest time I thought you didn’t really like me lol so I get it.

not saying my mental health is other ppl’s problem. just saying gentle reminders are cool. i will work on not assuming ppl hate me bc i feel like im annoying them lmfao.

@BeelzebubbRubb I bet she is. 🙂‍↕️

@aglizardbeth She's still very proud of me

Some a y’all need this

Are you sure you don’t want any? I can split half with you I don’t mind! But you know this is my favorite roll… I’m so touched you remembered.

@how_do_i_pdf I ain’t a woman but I’ll dump a crab boil on a tarp for you

I don’t want the food in my house, I want a crab boil dumped on a plastic tarp in front of me by a beautiful woman 🥺

@SolitaryBoy1250 I can’t wait to watch paddington there

Just a small dude doing big dude things.💪

@how_do_i_pdf You get if! I am debating taking it off when I get home so it doesn’t get covered in dog hair bc I kinda want to wear it tomorrow to work 😭

@aglizardbeth Cute and comfy, the perfect combo

Teddy bear mode activated!!!!

I’m getting carsick 😞

@adequatelyjed It not fun a lot of times but I’m so glad you exist. I’m rooting for you every day

i fucking hate existing so fucking much

@joanna_slop I had to push mine back a week because of city council but yay you!

@jonaircon Oh I like that!

@aglizardbeth I'm a green salsa guy but when I go to a new spot I'll usually ask if they have a favorite salsa or one the shop is particularly proud of and they gave me this. method has varying results when it comes to my comfort but rarely misses when it comes to flavor

tacos from a new spot, yellow habanero salsa is absolutely roasting me

@midphrenologist That doesn’t sound like a fun time!

@aglizardbeth One for you six for me then pardner

Done wrangled a good 50 head of dandelion roots clean out the dang pasture and into the firepit That'll earn ya a busch or 7, pardner

@JackJackington @caitlin_mmm That’s gotta be it

@caitlin_mmm @aglizardbeth the weight of existence is dragging it from his follicles

Some of y’all need to watch this Sesame Street clip

@soggybrocoli People tell me happy Mother’s Day and shit and it feels like such a pathetic consolation prize! 🥲

@aglizardbeth btw i couldn’t bear to even say “mama” in a joking manner here

I love running through the house with my pants around my thighs yelling at Milo to stop grabbing food

@soggybrocoli I’ve kept him alive nearly 5 years! 🥳

@aglizardbeth ahh, motherhood 😌 you’re doing amazing