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on a typical day you can find me muttering, “dumbass” under my breath at people for doing things that i do too
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if there’s anyone with an extra Floor ticket for Joyce Manor on saturday i have a friend who would like to purchase it from u
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Eighty billion dollars. Gone. To build a digital ghost town where legless cartoons stood around doing nothing, because Mark Zuckerberg looked at Facebook – a website people use to congratulate their guinea pig on its birthday – and thought: what this needs is a worse version of reality.
He was wrong. Historically, catastrophically, trouserlessly wrong.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.
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FREE (with purchase and also only through our fuckin mobile app)
Dairy Queen@DairyQueen
Free Cone Day is here! Come celebrate with us at a DQ location on today by getting a FREE small vanilla cone 🍦
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why the fuck? they’re the ones with all the stimmies the rest of us driving
My moms caregiver@mymomcare
Republican and Democratic lawmakers get an escort past the TSA lines. See why they don’t care?
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i just got a car and flights to go explore from San Francisco up the 101 to the Redwoods for 5-6 days
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@Jessdot_EXE COBRA fucking sucks (and is mandated by law they’re not doing you a favor at all). when i switched jobs and was without health insurance during my new job’s probationary period it was cheaper for me to just get a plan through the ACA market
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“trickle down economics” but it’s where the blood of the wealthy trickles down from the guillotine blade and economics start getting better for the average person
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@mollywidstrom it’s gonna completely saturate and ruin the pop mystery and romance genres that are currently already bad but for good, genuine reasons
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i think this is one of the few times AI will be truly suspected and caught by a big publisher. in the near future it's going to be so good at imitating humans that no one will be able to tell.
Lincoln Michel@TheLincoln
Welp. I've been expecting a scandal like this sooner rather than later nytimes.com/2026/03/19/boo…
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@mollywidstrom at 9 seconds remaining, the inner sleeve at his wrist on screen right shows that it’s AI
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@BannedRoss a million dollars and a literal party bus on the national drinking holiday lol. absolutely no game needed
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Ain't nothing impressive about having a gaggle of blondes in a sprinter van. Anyone with 300 dollars could accomplish this on St. Patty's Day
xsynth@xsynth22
Clavicular had chat in absolute disbelief after pulling up in a sprinter packed with 13+ women on the way to the club for St Patrick’s Day 🍀😭
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gay guy here, i don’t care about this, she was 15. you are ~40 and posted this in november. let’s talk about that
Jon Levine@LevineJonathan
Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth provides an update on the War in Iran
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