Aguneribe 🐅

"Too rugged to be a stinking jew" ☠️

@Levinne__ Wow! That's crazy. Sorry, I didn't know that's a thing.

@aguneribe Mentioning or typing will have my account taken down. I try to avoid that. People always take a screenshot of things they’re interested in.

My top 5 tobacco scents 🔥

@shezzzz_weird @justkaren____ Speak for yourself, daughter of God 😂

Nobody begs for preek offline sha..

@Molayoo_ Lol

At my age, the only way I’m getting beaten by a man is if I’m outnumbered. One on one, as dem dey use ice packs to massage my eyes, dem go dey stitch your agbari. If God wan come catch you make you no sabi fight.

@SmokeStoreNG Are you playing?

Wetin Peoguet dey find for here????

@FindingKan There's a reason your electrician recommends Peugeot compressor when your car compressor gets bad.

When it comes to CAR AC 🚘 Which car brand comes out the BEST?

@daddy_kross @ruffydfire @Oba_Alexander_ Alaye, give us insight 😂😂

@aguneribe @ruffydfire @Oba_Alexander_ 😭😭

As a bus driver, How much do you pay Union every day in Lagos? Any bus drivers in the house?

I figured out that the reason why when you help many Nigerians, they add more energy to begging you constantly is ‘cos they don’t see your prior assistance as a single good deed, but as a confirmation that you’re indeed their helper. A manifestation of their spiritual belief.

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry. Just come with re-fuck value

@ArsenalAcademy @agendanelli abeg wetin be scoreline?

Full-time. #AFCU21 | #PL2

I've been trying to post "I support men's wrongs" as a standalone tweet, but it feels soo stupid to me when I read it. How do feminists do it? 😭😭

@ChuksEricE Did this fool just say he fucks 15 and 17 year old girls? Wtf!?

“Our Igbo girls are always proud of themselves. Imagine this 19-year-old girl I’m always having affair with in Imo State, we planned to stay together yesterday Sunday, after she earlier told me that her phone spoiled that she needed new one but her money remain ₦80,000. So I invited her to come so that I will know what I can do, but I told her while coming that yesterday, she should help me and buy yam and plantain, she then said okay, yesterday I called this girl and even chatted her, she switched off her phone and refused to show up.” -Speed Darlington lament

@Hibana122 @PenTitan See her bia-bia 😂😂😂

See tears 😅😅😅😭😭😭

Before you put that live snail on your face in the name of skincare, watch this video first!

A for Arsenal B for Bottle C for Cup

@Soyi_Hadassah I know you will try it 🫵🏾🫵🏾😂

@aguneribe This my neighbor just want make I try am🙂‍↔️

I’d rather buy Greek yoghurt. E get some things wey I no fit do from scratch.

@Soyi_Hadassah It's very easy. Just 4 ingredients. Water, milk, culture and sugar (if you want). Within 24 hours, you'll have enough yogurt to last you 2 weeks.

@aguneribe I think I would have tried it o. I’m very lazy when it comes to things like this. See moimoi, puff puff, yogurt, I never try am before😂😂😂