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Imagine how much money @ZARA could make if they didn’t have the worst website of all time.

@MountainDew 74

@maggierogers maggie power hour = hour of power 🌸

“Don’t get on Twitter.” - Maroon 5’s manager

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!!! #FlyEaglesFly

30 minutes. 🦅

I've officially lost touch. Just had to google "dilly dilly" to figure out wtf was going on.

Still baffled that Beathard is a real last name. #flyeaglesfly

Is U2 getting more bearable or am I just getting old af?

Fun fact: @Ruleyork still owes me $400.

Driving home in a bathing suit = summer

No amount of Instagram likes can justify paying $40+ for a swan/pizza/doughnut/flamingo shaped pool float.

@Puzycat69 Haha cool, I'll take you up on it. Can we come stay until Monday?

Making the most of the current situation #fyrefestival

Current scene #fyrefestival no one knows what the hell is going on. Where's Ja Rule when you need him?! @Ruleyork

@g_bluestone Trying to get tf out right now. Total shitshow.

Is it safe to assume that supermodels & dads are the only ones who ever select the "Take Profile Photo" option when picking a profile pic?