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@ShitpostGate Once - shame on you. Twice - shame on me. Thrice - errr…

@atensnut Good job it had those handles

This woman is a hero. She was passing by and saw sheep stuck in mud. It would have suffocated with all that wool. I can’t believe her brute strength! Amazing. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@JoeBangles11 Stilton/England

The World Cup is in 5 weeks. I'm going to do a world Cup of cheese to run along side it. Which cheese & Country do you think will win?

@Pompey You were excellent, especially when we needed it. Good luck

"A special club." 💬 Thank you for everything, Doz. We wish you all the best for the future. 💙

@RCEY28 I’m from 1973, can they do that to me?

You watch a team pull a battered 1970 Ford Mustang Grande from inside a collapsed snowy barn then move it straight into a garage for restoration. They blast the entire body and engine bay with high pressure water to strip years of thick grime then yank out the old seats and sand the filthy carpet while scrubbing every last panel. The surprising detail comes when the wrecked barn find starts gleaming bright lime green again under the shop lights after all the intense cleaning. This creates the real debate about whether pouring this much time and effort into reviving an abandoned classic delivers pure satisfaction or just leads to months of hidden repair costs and endless labor. Would you tackle a full barn find restoration project like this or leave the old cars where they sit?

@boardsofcanada Lovely artwork btw.

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@jasemonkey Ace, love it

Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.

Winning the FA Cup twice isn’t for everyone 😏

@almurray Fraudey-waudey

This is magnificent

@JasonBradbury Horace Goes Skiing #load””

Can’t quite believe the ZX Spectrum turns 44 today! 🙏 I’m even less willing to acknowledge I’m more than a decade older than it! On 23 April 1982, Sir Clive Sinclair unveiled a rubber-keyed, rainbow-striped 8-bit computer at the Churchill Hotel in London. It cost £125. It sold over five million units. It contributed significantly to the launch of the British IT industry. Around twenty thousand+ games were made for it including of course Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac and my personal fave - The Way of the Exploding Fist 🤜 💥 In the middle of an AI arms race, it’s worth remembering how simple the computing experience used to be. What was your first ZX Spectrum game?🕹️

@aidanshandle Very good - works incredibly well

Aadam Jacobs snuck a tape recorder into roughly 10,000 chicago shows since 1989. the internet archive started digitizing them. i made a lil site to play them

@sparks2604 Good luck in the Prem 💙

Always loved you Pompey (minus your double over us and the blackout) #Millwall #Pompey #Boro

@DorkSirjur What a come up. Chapeau, DS

Up next is something very special, from one half of The KLF, all the way back in 1989: This is Jimmy Cauty - DJ Mix, Trancentral 26.08.89 Apparently recorded at a party at his home, this is the original rip and is a flowing, acidy, floaty gem. Snapshot of an era. Some cassette aesthetic. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

@POMPEYSWB @GeorgeHogg93 Word

@GeorgeHogg93 “Absolutely battered” bit of a stretch…

That was a crazy game. Four goals, a red card, refereeing as ever controversial and two more points dropped. We were so close to victory there, absolutely battered them second half. Onwards. Five to go. Watford next up in OX4 #oufc

@saintbannerman @secondtierpod All best against Man City x

@secondtierpod 🤣 Absolute oaf of a human, pretending to be a footballer 🤣 3 game ban? Get back into League 1 where you belong you dirty little Skate cunts 🤣🤣

Portsmouth down to 10 after this red card to Conor Ogilvie 👀 Should this have been a red? 🟥

@DorkSirjur @soulwax This is a great find, a LOT of similarities to their 2005 Essential Mix which is one of my favourite mixes ever.

More new artists to the page now, in a rare set on Italian radio, 21 years ago: The superb @soulwax @ m2o Radio, Italy, 19.02.05 An exclusive, near hour mix done live for Italian radio back in the day Phenomenal mix, no tracklist as I can't see this up anywhere else. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

@MikeLevin It’s okay, we love America, just not her current bf

This is truly insane, and it should be front page news across America.  Denmark secretly deployed soldiers to Greenland prepared to blow up airport runways to stop a U.S. invasion. They brought blood supplies to treat the wounded. France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden quietly coordinated against us. This was not a drill. This was our closest allies preparing to fight Americans. Let that sink in. NATO allies. Countries whose soldiers have fought and died alongside ours for decades. They looked at this president and decided they had to prepare for the worst. Fewer allies does not make America great. It makes us more isolated, more vulnerable, and it hands Russia and China exactly what they have always wanted: an America abandoned by its friends. The American people deserve to know how badly this president has damaged our standing in the world.  bbc.com/news/articles/…

@BrianEastwoodx At least none are alive to sue.

This Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb ring was distributed by Kix cereal in the late 40's, for 15 cents and a mail-in box top. It was actually a spinthariscope containing radioactive Polonium-210 (one of the most toxic substances out there). A child would take the toy into a pitch-black room, remove the tail cap from the 'bomb', and look through a tiny lens to see flashes of light from the Polonium-210 atoms decaying into Lead-206.

@DorkSirjur @DJJeffMills Not sure I’ve seen a tracklist THIS long from you, pound for pound 😁 Blimey

We finish today with a 140 minute masterclass from one of the Godfathers of techno, 28 years ago: The great @DJJeffMills @ The End, London 21.05.98 Not much more to say than this is one of his best. Insane selection, relentless techno all in a high quality encode. Partial tracklist in comments. Mixes on Kofi shortly, its the weekend so more big things coming, bless up 👇🔥👇

@DorkSirjur @DJJeffMills @DJDaveClarke I totally get why you ask for contributions for hosting. That’s humongous

@ahhbut @DJJeffMills @DJDaveClarke Cheers bro. The image below is new stuff acquired in the past 5 weeks, DnB, Hardcore and Techno up to 2005. Started on House, then Trance, then many other things to come haha.

Up next its a US and UK legend on one tape, 32 years ago: This is @DJJeffMills & @DJDaveClarke @ Rave City, Halle 193, Sulzer-Areal, Winterthur, Switzerland 03.09.94 The first 40 minutes or so is The Wizard, the rest is the Baron. Proper techno selection, mid 90's, heavy bass, cassette aesthetic. This is proper. Tracklist in comments. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇