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Christian Heiens 🏛
Christian Heiens 🏛@ChristianHeiens·
I can’t get over the fact that the philosophical grandfather of Fascism’s name literally translates to “John Goy”.
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Flesh Simulator
Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·
I'm sorry but no they do not
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little grey mouse 🐭
little grey mouse 🐭@mouse_math·
name a comedy based on one normal person surrounded by insane jerks.
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Bekay
Bekay@kinpatsukenshi·
Apparently there's a volcano erupting right now in the Philippines. I'm watching a livestream when suddenly there's this extremely bright green fireball coming from a completely unrelated trajectory. Is that a meteor?
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@GamingAndPandas Ask grok to generate an image of an ermine wearing a purple bike helmet
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ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@poopswag34 And if you ping the admin about it, 50/50 whether she reverts or just attaches a whole blogpost about what a Nazzy you are
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special ricky
special ricky@poopswag34·
My biography page on metal archives dot com has been defaced by a fan and I do not have an account with permissions to change it back thank you pooprape69
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DONKEE
DONKEE@Donkeyyyyyyyyy4·
This was the last looney tunes character btw
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Meme Gene
Meme Gene@ofreacharound·
Top punk albums of all time: 1. Dookie - Green Day 2. Smash - Offspring 3. Enema of the State - Blink-182 4. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables - Dead Kennedys 5. Machine Gun Etiquette - The Damned 6. The Clash - The Clash 7. Hüsker Dü - New Day Rising
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:@_dxllz7·
Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@miiilato Have you ever had right of way at an intersection but another car thinks you might be yielding because you took more than 1.49 seconds to accelerate? Those drivers play that same game when you're on foot so you have to put your whole body into not even noticing the crosswalk.
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Miilato
Miilato@miiilato·
people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@enjoyer_liberty I'm agreemaxxing right now. I'm an accordpilled jibecel. In my concurring era.
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LT Jonathan Kendrick
LT Jonathan Kendrick@enjoyer_liberty·
Female lingo is wild, man. I vaguely complained about traffic the other day and some bitch responded “not me agreeing with you.”
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@bionic_ooze DMC3 Contra: Shattered Soldier Sly Cooper Way of the Samurai
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@e0syn TRY NOT TO BLOW ANY SMOKE RINGS ON THE WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT
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Silly Little Guy
Silly Little Guy@Czar_Of_Silly·
Just said the hard YAR in front of a pirate…
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@BigBoris_2 Chris perfectly reproducing every note is what takes it into A+ territory
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ahphooey
ahphooey@ahph00ey·
@fleshsimulator I saw three different titles for this video in the span of 15ish minutes and now I'm permanently psyopped
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