Velda Plendor

Bedtime. What a time to be alive.

@johndelia She needs her nails trimmed asap

Having trouble naming our new poodle dog. Never thought I’d own a poodle but she was being abandoned and she’s so loving and smart. We’re thinking Mei (from Totoro), Muppet (because she looks like a muppet), Tessie (the Red Sox song), Bella, Murphy, Tilda (because she reminds me of Tilda Swinton). I’m at a loss. #DogLover #doggo #Dog

@Aural_Fixation What is it?

@Aural_Fixation I think all you can do is live your life in a way that helps and lifts up those people who are less privileged. And vote.

In case you are wondering how terrible our #healthcare system is, my dog groomer had to fly to another country for emergency dental work bc the flight plus the dental care there was 1/4 what it cost to get the dental work done in our town. SMH.

@Aural_Fixation What is?

@Aural_Fixation Hahaha of course she did!

@emilykranking I always thought the best part of this clip was Slater trying not to laugh 😂

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@Aural_Fixation How about all precarious situations? Halfway stuck between the mattress and box spring. In the microwave. Napping under the car tire. Drinking floor cleaner. Lol.

@Aural_Fixation @TravelingAnna That one is my second fav after their strawberry rhubarb, and my third fav is their peach rasberry. #drool

@Aural_Fixation Double date?

@angrymissy @Aural_Fixation D makes it now too! 🍕❤️

@Aural_Fixation @angrymissy Me first, biyatches

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet was the comments section

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

Maui is an attempted child murderer. Change my mind.

holy shit this ad

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