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@_saniii_x keep

KEEP, SACK OR ARREST?

Ghana eh! 😂🤣 more of the same at the WC

“We have light once in a week. We sell electricity to other countries and we don’t have electricity. Now that it’s campaign time he’s doing free bus but since last two years he didn’t remember us. We have other natural resources but we focus on only crude oil.” — Little girl sends message to President Tinubu.

Had Otti not won, some idiots would be here asking us “what would’ve Otti done differently?”

@instablog9ja chai! 😕

Tragedy as Three APC Youth Leaders D+e in Road Crash on their Way to Party Congress in Nasarawa

😄 @TrentAA ☀️

@UnkleAyo 🤗🕺🏽

@UnkleAyo ah! salako is back 😁

Slave to the father, Slave to the son. Seyi is 7 years younger than you, and he has two children (Noella and Tobias) - both under 10. By the time Tobias is in his 30s - you will be a white bearded slave, Onanugaing for him. What you have chosen to live, is not life.

Every month, she reminds the world that she's still available in the dating pool for marriage but she forgets the men she's craving for are only interested in younger women in their prime. Despite being a daughter of a billionaire, her father's connections couldn't help her get a man, so for the first time in her life, she has to put in the work without daddy's help. This is why she continuously ridicule herself on social media in desperation of a man who'll settle for her. She's not single out of circumstances but out of choice because trust me, she gets dms from alot of men and probably meet some in real life but because of her high standards, she has refused to give any of them a chance. She forgot she's in her 30s, has hit the wall, lost value in the dating market, has only 1kb of egg left in her ovaries and has become an evening newspaper. Being a bed to bed midfielder who has depreciated value, she's still adamant it's only a certain man of high caliber that can bag her. She forget life is unfair and some wishes never come true. While some have a lover but don't have money, others have money but they don't have a man to enjoy it with. At the end of the day, we can't always get everything we want. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

"There are 100 reasons why APC will rule Nigeria in 2027. I will list like 20 for you." - Ajibola Godwin

@TheBeninBlogger too valid

@guzu_p the guy na real ozzzzzzwor

Coming from a foolish clown 🤡

I will never understand how a man will have the knowledge of multiple people have fucked his wife, cummed inside of her, she committed multiple abortions for them and still proceeds to marry her. I guess we all have different levels of tolerance. I can never be a real man.

🚨Last night Brazil Vs France Friendly. Mbappé & Ekitike Goals, 10 Men, No problem for France. France 2-1 Brazil

Do you know the funny thing about being a prostitute? You have to be on another level to earn big. Majority of Nigerian women are prostitutes but are they rich? There's a reason majority of prostitute are still broke. That's because inside prostitution, there are levels to the business. If prostitution really pays well, you won't be seeing Nigerian women exposing their breast, fingering themselves and masturbating with a dildo live on TikTok for 2k. High grade prostitutes don't stand on the streets like most prostitutes do. They're ordered and some even fly private which was sponsored by their patronizer. At the end of the day, even inside prostitution, there's a hierarchy. You have to be a top tier prostitute with high connections to live the kind of lifestyle Sophia Egbueje is living.

@realmadridfem @FCBfemeni @Linda__caicedo 🤦🏽‍♂️

🏁 FP: @RealMadridFem 2-6 @FCBfemeni ⚽ 6' Pajor ⚽ 12' Brugts ⚽ 30' @Linda__caicedo ⚽ 32' Irene Paredes ⚽ 57' Pajor ⚽ 64' Vicky López ⚽ 66' @Linda__caicedo ⚽ 89' Alexia (p)

I will forever die on this hill that any woman who ever calls you "insecure" is cheating on you.

@osazenoo una dey muzz me for ds app walai

Current Fuel situation in India but you think Tinubu has failed you?

@Mightyyyy19 dey sha try calm down na 😂

You wey your Toto no get refuck value ?

You can’t have a big okough and still be broke Monetize that shiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!