Emikhe | AI Creative

@SarahElijah13 MTN users are complaining. Airtel users are throwing business ideas Where's the hope

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.

@rik22ky This is hilarious 😂😂😂

If you see wetin AI de do You go leave that day 10 learning Css 😂😂😂

@daniel_ife_ Do you know how graphic designer used to look at people saying they are Canva expert?

@aiwithemikhe Wait, you have that title? 🤣 I am not, it’s just hilarious 🤣

AI Creative is the new title? God abeg 😂

@daniel_ife_ It isn't jare.

@Timmysofine True🤎

I will get married as a virgin. I’m proud of being sexually disciplined in today’s world. If people can come online and brag about multiple sexual partners, I can brag about chastity.

@nathanielblow @thatboypeterr_ Congratulations 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

13th April, 13 years, 13 kisses 🥰 & More… Kiss me again… Because of the love & kisses of Jesus, we still kiss today. Thank You Lord for 13 ! Happy anniversary babe !

@Emancipate07 Lol calm down

As Una no dey engage me now No b when I blow Una go cor dey famz me I just dey hype myself tonight Overthinking wan kill person

@SirDavidBent Skincare I guess

Do you still remember the very first thing you bought with your own money?

@Teeamariss Congratulations 🎉🎉

Ate or nah😝🎓

@Ama_candie Congratulations 👏

Here to update the 5 people that see my tweets that I said yessssss to the love of my life!!

@DurojaiyeSegun A beautiful story

I remember during my university days at Ekiti State University, I had a hostel mate whose parents had to struggle for months, sometimes starving to raise just ₦50K for his tuition. Whenever he knocked on my door, I already knew it was to ask for garri. So I would often leave a bowl of garri at my doorstep for him. At one point, he drank garri so often that he vomited it. Fast forward to now, on Sunday, he reached out to me from the United States. He is currently a Proffesor of Physics at Arkansas State University. He reflected on those difficult times, how I used to give him ₦30 for bike transport to and from lectures, how I would take him along to my girlfriend’s hostel so we could eat swallow, egusi spiced with sawa fish together, and how we would go to Ado Market to buy those ₦500 starchy shirts for both of us. He remembered how I would wake him up for compulsory night classes in the cold Ado nights, and how, when he fell sick, I used my own tuition fee to pay his medical bills, then lied to my mother just to get another one. He recounted everything… and then sent me ₦500K “to buy some green bottles.” And that’s just a fraction of what he has done for me in recent times. Never look down on anyone. Today’s struggle can become tomorrow’s success story. I think kindness is an investment that never loses value.

@_belikebaddy Everywhere go unblur

If I give you shoutout, your phone must hang

@SirDavidBent Thank you Sir

Be that person who puts others on, it won't stop your shine, rather it helps you attain greater heights. That's why I'm doing all I can to help all my mutuals grow.

@the_Lawrenz Whymm

Claude engineers, when they see you trying to verify with a +234 number

@horreh21 @Steh_Ella Congratulations 🎉🎉

I manifested and I worked towards it🙏🙏 Congratulations to me.

@theonlymaleek The part where I meet by better half

The part where I marry my better half ❤️♾️ #inloveAF

@GloriousGod01 The ending is wow 😂😂

My female neighbor came to borrow my gas yesterday afternoon the moment I returned from work. I had bought food from a nearby eatery on my way back, so I gave it to her without hesitation. My gas was almost finished but I figured it would be enough for whatever she needed. Guess what? She did not return it yesterday. This morning, before church, I needed the gas to heat water. I went to her place and asked for it back. She said the gas finished while she was using it the previous evening, so she refilled 1kg into the cylinder. Then she told me to return it after use because she was not done with it. I thought she was joking. I casually said "otilor" (it's gone). Her response floored me. "Na me go refill your gas for you? Abeg return am before you go church." I was wowed. But I said okay, no problem, and collected it. This is someone who borrows my gas on a regular basis. At least twice a week. I did not return it. And she will never see my gas again. Let her do her worst. Above all, love God.

@Thazhigilla_ I suppose flog you

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

@hell_line0 The truth must come out.

A co-worker took credit for a document I had started and later shared with her. She had also given editing power to our boss. I didn't say anything, I kept my cool, and when the meeting was done, I simply removed their access to the document. Update- She's sent an edit access request, but has not spoken to me at all, when usually she's a yapper. She knows what she did.