Ajaz Ahmed

We just shipped 4 SDKs for @HyperliquidX Python. TypeScript. Rust. Go. One line to trade Hyperliquid: sdk.market_buy("BTC", notional=100) Zero custody. Your keys never leave your machine.

@os7borne Like why do you need this just type “ xxx INR to USD” in spotlight search🤷‍♂️

was tired of constantly converting between INR lakhs/crs to USD M/bn and back. was frustrated converting between INR M/bn to INR lakhs/crs. so i built a mac menu bar app. say hi to LCBM :)

claude has completely spoiled me. gemini just spent 10 straight minutes having an anxiety attack over one variable prefix. I feel like i lost a limb lol. P.S: @opencode 🫶

My CFO called me at 4 AM last Sunday. "Micron is out." I asked, "Out of silicon?" He said, "Out of the consumer market." Let me explain. For years, we sold RAM to gamers. To PC builders. To people who care about "XMP profiles" and "RGB lighting." One problem. They complain. They return products. They want warranties. Then we looked at the numbers. Selling 32GB of DDR5 to a kid in Ohio nets us $12. Selling that same silicon to an AI datacenter nets us $1,200. It’s not a supply chain issue. It’s an IQ issue. Why feed the peasants when you can feast with the gods? We cut the consumer supply line instantly. Best Buy? Empty. Amazon? Out of stock. Newegg? A graveyard. I walked into the board meeting Monday morning. I said, "RAM is no longer a commodity. It is a subscription service." The room went silent. Then, they gave me a standing ovation. Someone from legal asked, "What about the PC enthusiasts? The builders?" I laughed. I said, "Let them download more RAM." We raised prices 600% overnight. If you can’t afford $400 for 8GB, you don’t deserve the frames. Go use a swap file on your spinning hard drive like it's 1999. This isn’t just economics. This is psychological warfare. And you Can't Stop the Psyop. We are filtering out the casuals. We are building a new elite. The only people who understand this level of 5D chess? The true visionaries. The ones who know that Real nerds listen to UwU Underground. The lesson? You can fake your specs. You can fake your benchmarks. But you cannot fake a 400% profit margin. Scarcity is the ultimate feature. Price accordingly.

@buntyverse 🫡

Due to a sudden turn of events, I’ll spend my day in Mumbai today. Who’s around?

@volklub ✅ Toyota Innova Crysta - 67,000 km - 5/5

Respected Car Owners, If you are driving a car that has crossed 50,000 km, please rate its mechanical reliability (engine only) out of 5. For example: ✅ T-Roc – 50,000 km – 5/5 ✅ VW Polo 1.2 MPI – 1,60,000 km – 4/5 (started showing issues after 1,40,000 km) I will be using this information as a post on the Volklub website.

Lmao, they took something straight out of the BJP playbook

Trying to explain to my parents why going to Thailand is important for the industry I work in 😭

Habibiland Touchdown 🛬 Excited for @CosmoverseHQ

@buntyverse send it 🚀

Would you sign up for the Bunty show?

@buntyverse whoa, whoa, no need to get personal. Who hurt you?🥲

You’re not locked in You’re just a loner with gambling addiction and access to nicotine and caffeine.

@tanmays @RaoSumukh Quite different experience for me , went for an issue with apple pencil 2nd gen (out of warranty) , it wont charge. I wanst expecting much as it was out of warranty. Suprisingly they diagnosed the issue (battery) and offer a free replacement with extended 6 month warranty.

@RaoSumukh Went to the BKC store with bluetooth dropping issues for an under warranty AirPods 2. Was able to reproduce the issue in-front of the technicians there, yet they did not honour warranty saying a firmware update would fix it, with no way to force an update.

Went to an Apple Store in NYC today to get my faulty AirPods (under warranty) replaced. They performed a quick test and figured there was an issue. Gave me a free replacement instantly. The whole process took 10 min. In India, I would be asked to wait for 50 approvals.

@web3cook @coldplay Lucky you 😶‍🌫️

I think I might be able to get a seat 🙃

@volklub My needs are of a compact car - size wise Taigun doesnt look that big on paper will consider

@ajansari95 There is no alternative for N line tbh. However, in this budget I personally will prefer Taigun with discounts despite it having lesser features.

B2 segment Hatchbacks are always better engineered (to drive, handle, stability) than any 4m Crossovers cars tailored for India keeping practicality & ground clearance in mind.

@FilamentFinance @halo__xyz @SpyreCapital @SeiNetwork Congratulations Team ☄️ Upwards only 🚀

We’re excited to announce that Filament has successfully raised $1.1 million in seed funding, led by LIF with participation from @halo__xyz and @SpyreCapital. Our ultimate vision is to create a super app for on-chain derivatives, encompassing perps, options and more.

@buntyverse @ciberexplosion let them cook

Cooking something w/ @ciberexplosion ⌛️

Good morning! You didn't have a chance to go to the @Sagaxyz__ Multiverse Summit Afterworld event? No problem! Below you can find a quick summary of what happened. 👇

LGTM 🫨

Rust is complicated C++ Zig is convenient C TypeScript is walmart C# Go is Scratch for adults