Baron Killyleagh

I miss #Covid times

Everybody! Stop what you’re doing and watch this..

Chuck Norris always had Chuck Norris jokes. Rest easy, legend.

@FAFO_TV AI slop fuck off

@heartshapedoll Louis has always been a soft touch.

completely the opposite. as a mum of two daughters i wish louis had drilled down further and exposed just how insecure and misogynistic some of these men are. though judging by this post, you’re already providing a live example

@retalsp Is it Chocoloney? I always read Chocolonely, figuring that's its USP.

Who do we hate now Brewdog is gone? Tony’s Chocoloney seems like a good target but maybe we should aim bigger. Huel? Waitrose?

@CTNI88 @retalsp You can't break it into equal sized pieces. This shouldn't matter since I'm inevitably going to demolish the whole bar but it does.

@retalsp Oh no

But I ain’t gonna spend any time on it because in the meantime every 3 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland but it’s performed by an Indie Band

@lady_valor_07 Go live in a country where you don't speak the language. Learn it as best you can and be astonished at the opportunities that present themselves.

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

stop saying ‘slide deck’ it’s a powerpoint

@LeeHurstComic Are You Being Served (in the RAF)

“Hi I’m in charge of your armed forces. Despite the UK being involved in numerous wars for the past 3 decades, I have personally managed to avoid participating in every - single - one. Also, despite serving in the RAF I have never been a pilot or qualified as air crew. Some people say I am a yes man. Naturally I would agree with them. I am the perfect example of how lost Britain is.”

@LettersDesk And then your nanny took you on a magical adventure with a cockney chimney sweep?

Banking in style telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2026/0…

Every episode of the Sopranos in a Nutshell.

@moneyball @jack Roasting potatoes

Who is using Goose? What are you using it for?

the fuck do you know about haircuts

@icod "No way it's called that! You're taking the pith, Ossifer!" "Step out of the vehicle please Madam."

When I first learned a drink drive testing machine is called an Intoxilyzer I thought they were taking the piss.

Every employee should have 5 “nah, I can’t be arsed” days a year

@Cobratate 🚨FACT CHECK🚨 fitting audio edition

@Rainmaker1973 They'll eliminate us in much the same way.

An NVIDIA powered farming machine uses Al vision and precision lasers to eliminate weeds in milliseconds without herbicides and without harming crops, a potential shift toward chemical free agriculture

@msloobylou Tell me more about the pasties though.

Who could’ve predicted this?

@SusieBdds Same as King Charles would say "car tyre". 😆

I’m going to be honest, I have no idea how to pronounce Qatar correctly.