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@ISSPissTracker A tense, fluid situation is finally resolved! The data is flowing again, streaming in over the a pee eye. Praise the space piss gods.

We are so back.

@ISSPissTracker @Space_Station Urea-ly think so?

I think someone on the @Space_Station wants us all to be miserable.

@FlerfWatch @ISSPissTracker Ah! Of course, my mistake. Got to hand it to those flat earthers, they have thought of almost everything.

@ajebbatson @ISSPissTracker You gotta climb on top of the wall to piss off it apparently.

Pac-Man theory Flat Earthers have proposed the 'Pac-Man effect' where you are instantly teleported to the other side if you reach the edge of the Earth. This is a real theory.

@RehydratedTater @ISSPissTracker @FlerfWatch

@ISSPissTracker @FlerfWatch Hear me out… PORTAL PISS!!

@ISSPissTracker @FlerfWatch I thought the flatards claimed there was a giant ice wall at the edge of the earth (flatarctica?)...maybe it's a piss wall from the all the ancient giants trying to pac-piss.

@FlerfWatch IF YOU PISS OFF ONE SIDE DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY TELEPORT TO THE OTHER SIDE?

@PyramidLady @ISSPissTracker Phosphorus ( P - element 15 ) was discovered in 1669 (nice) by Hennig Brandt boiling down thousands of litres of piss. I think you'd have liked him.

@ajebbatson @ISSPissTracker the element:

Still DOWN

@ISSPissTracker @Space_Station @SpaceX @astro_hathaway @Astro_Jessica @NASA UAP files released at the same time the ISS piss API stops working. Coincidence? I think not! The only reasonably explanation is that the Epsilon Indi Ab piss aliens are taking the piss and Big Piss has shutdown the telemetry to suppress the golden truth.

@Space_Station @SpaceX @astro_hathaway @Astro_Jessica @NASA Please fix telemetry data for the piss tank please and thank you my followers are very distraught

Expedition 74 relaxed on Monday as a @SpaceX Dragon packed with 6,500 pounds of science, supplies, and more counts down to launch this week weather pending. More... go.nasa.gov/4wtQNUi

@PyramidLady @ISSPissTracker You're pissed off and pissed on? Sounds like urine your element.

@ajebbatson @ISSPissTracker story of My Life

@FlerfWatch To be fair, it's hard for then to form coherent thoughts when they are popping pills and running from ghosts all day long.

@J_A_Rees_94 Launch is getting closer, one test at a time.

STARSHIP FULL STACK WET DRESS REHEARSAL TESTING DSS and deluge system activated! This confirms that the planned T-0 for todays wet dress rehearsal testing has been reached! What a truly beautiful sight to see a fully frosted V3 Starship stack sitting on Pad 2! @NASASpaceflight | youtube.com/live/pWwj371KZ…

@ISSPissTracker You're making a splash on the zeitgeist. You should start piss streaming.

We made a Dexerto article

@ISSPissTracker @Space_Station

RED ALERT No capacity changes in the last 24 hours and Urine Processor state is in “STOP” status. It appears Urine Processing is down on the @Space_Station

@ISSPissTracker That friendly Canadarm giving a reach-around to shake off the drippers.

A 200lb frozen PISS ICICLE nearly took out Space Shuttle Challenger on STS-41-B re-entry Urine dump nozzle froze solid, ice broke off and smacked the OMS pod, damaging heat tiles. Crew used the Remote Manipulator System (RMS) — the shuttle’s 50-foot robotic arm — to reach over and break the icicle loose

If the planet orbits in the Goldipiss zone, there could be liquid piss. Imagine that, piss aliens could have evolved on planet piss. They could be looking back at us through their James Wizz Space Pisscope, in awe at our toilet water planet. We should let them know that we come in Piss.

PISS PLANET FOUND JWST discovered Epsilon Indi Ab — a Jupiter-sized beast 7.6x Jupiter’s mass with an ammonia-rich atmosphere that literally smells like piss.

@ISSPissTracker Data is flowing.

ISS has fixed telemetry updates for the piss tank. Updates on this account will now resume

@ISSPissTracker @brockpierson Apissionados.

@brockpierson Piss Enthusiasts.

Who would you say your target audience is when you post on 𝕏?

@ISSPissTracker @Space_Station

ISS Telemetry has not updated in about 24 hours. As a result, there are no piss tank updates. Piss Tank Updates will resume once @Space_Station resumes sending data Our team of Piss Engineers are closely monitoring the situation.

@ISSPissTracker @realswoopadoop1 One can only imagine the satisfaction of pushing out your extraterrestrial excrement content and seeing it make a splash on a receptive audience. Bravo!

@realswoopadoop1 The dopamine hits when a post takes off keeps me going.

The amount of research i've put into space toilets and space piss is becoming worrisome.

@ISSPissTracker Couldn't they could save weight by simply smearing the excrement directly onto the walls like a prison dirty protest?

ASTRONAUT SHIT AND PISS RADIATION SHIELD? Mars crew’s plan: line the walls with bags of their own shit and piss as radiation shielding. Would you fly to Mars with shit wallpaper saving your life?