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This is a love story. It begins with a dog show reject - champion lines, but someone who didn't quite have what it took to be a show dog. #Bassets #BassetHound (1/)

…and 119% ratfuckers

Note also please @bennyjohnson can't muster the mental brainpower to keep his goddamned eyes open, and @realBrandonGill was imbecilic enough to marry into @DineshDSouza's family 🤦🏼‍♂️

@esjesjesj iT’s JuSt A rOmAn SaLuTe

Btw twitter has no available gifs of this. I wonder why

@michaelpleahy If your sentence begins "as an award winning journalist" you are admitting you have no credentials, no one knows your work, and your combover is shit

We’re coming to you live from Launch Control at SpaceX Boca Chica

Donna was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer at age 66 when she and her husband were visiting one of their daughters in Australia. When they returned to the U.S., they immediately came to MSK for care, where she learned she was eligible for an investigational vaccine trial, to prevent pancreatic cancer from returning after surgery. MSK hepatopancreatobiliary surgeon Dr. @Jeffrey_Drebin, physician-scientist @TheVinodLab, and medical oncologist @EileenMOReilly walked Donna through each step. “They described how they would take part of my tumor to make a personalized vaccine, and it sounded amazing,” Donna says. “My husband and I had a moment of concern about delaying chemotherapy, but all the doctors made me feel so comfortable that we took the leap of faith and said, ‘Go for it.’” Over the next few months, Donna received an immunotherapy drug and eight doses of the vaccine, followed by chemotherapy, and then a final vaccine dose. Today, Donna is 72 and recently celebrated her 50th anniversary with her husband in Sicily and spends as much time as she can with her daughters and six grandchildren. Learn more about this clinical trial, presented at the 2026 American Association for Cancer Research Annual Meeting: bit.ly/3QuIiaL #AACR26

@AdamKinzinger The plane too tough to die!

This is very good. The A10 has been a victim of leaders that want newer shinier and more costly planes since 2000, but in each conflict they use them because there is no plane more effective at CAS. In fact I think the Air Force should reopen the line and build new ones. BRrrrrrrrttttt!!

@DrChrisCombs But Dr. Chris, Elon’s team got underwater TPS pictures first!

Navy divers getting some of the first photos of the moon capsule heat shield is a level of aura that is difficult to match

Well, of COURSE they are

@DrChrisCombs If Axiom doesn’t work out, that’s gotta be better than explodey SpaceX suits (h/t #BerkeleyBreathed /@bloomcounty, “Gesundheit”)

Have we considered just letting the astronauts hold their breath and then run back into HLS real quick?

@ok_post_guy He’s gonna give him the Apple Peace Prize, isn’t he

Excited to see what kind of innovation in presidential ass-kissing this guy can come up with after Tim Cook gave Trump a gold iPhone or whatever

@PlantRobinson I DMed about the cadaver heads, but I don’t think you’ve scrolled down that far yet

I want to say thank you to all the people who DMed about my beautiful body parts.

@PlantRobinson @willyishly On the bright side, acidic bird poop is eating into that bright shiny finish

Douche

@DrNeilStone He seems nice

What the hell is this

@TheGoldenRatio4 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Monday is the day for boops!

@Wilson__Valdez ...but President Biden stuttered!

During the Biden admin, Dollar Tree announced they were raising prices from $1 to $1.25 and everyone freaked out and blamed Biden. Under Trump, they've raised prices on basically everything (and introduced a bunch of stuff that costs way more than $1) but didn't make a big announcement, so no one cares at all.

@MeachamDr x.com/rehydratedtate…

So the Strait of Hormuz is closed accept for a fucking CRUISE SHIP. I mean, I love a cruise as much as the next person but maybe hold off on the ones that go through mine laden waters during an active war.

@MarkWarner @icunurseMercado Comfort, grace, and peace to you, all of your family, and all of her friends.

Well, of COURSE she has