Manda Panda Pants
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While away for 1 week in exotic Shanghai...
Trolls continued to hate-tweet in hopes that I'd cry.
Their goal to wound deeply's politically-driven.
I laugh 'em ALL off...
Call me #LukeNoFsGiven
#HappyHolidaysToALLMyLoversANDHaters ❤️'s AND 😡's
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GIF
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@mishiemish21 @elvisduran When my grandfather came over for Easter and was touring our new house he made a comment about our bedroom set saying that it’s good we had a sturdy base board on the bed cause sometimes you need “a pushing off point” 😫
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Don't you have a day job? #PissPoorPresidentialPriorities twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Marshawn Lynch of the NFL’s Oakland Raiders stands for the Mexican Anthem and sits down to boos for our National Anthem. Great disrespect! Next time NFL should suspend him for remainder of season. Attendance and ratings way down.
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3-year-old: *offers me a teddy bear*
Me: That's okay. I don't need him.
3: He eats the shadow people.
Me: *takes the teddy bear*
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Me: *spends 10 minutes Googling a meme I don't understand*
Wife: What did you learn?
Me: I'm old.
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Son: What is it called...
Me on the toilet: When you interrupt your mother while she's going to the bathroom? Suicide.
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So disappointed in my venti @Starbucks latte today 😭 I got a big one because I def needed it today, only to open it up to find it 3/4 full☹️
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We will not ask for immigration status or papers from anyone at any shelter. This rumor is FALSE!
Houston, TX 🇺🇸 English
If anyone wants to bring me a cheeseburger to finish my birthday right, I'm not gonna say no
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I'm a talented chef, but I still haven't mastered how to make a grilled cheese without any bread in the house...I am disappointed in myself
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From a Fireside Feast to a Wine Harvest Dinner, our Chef's Table Dinner Series has a 3-course dinner just for you. khler.co/klLe30esQvD
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