Caitlin Sullivan Kelly 🌻🍉

Jamaicans will rebuild, no doubt, even after a storm that was this destructive. But they deserve recovery that’s quick, easy, and painless. Please donate if you can. supportjamaica.gov.jm

@DavidGrassmick @mattforney He’s not a Texan. He’s a transplant. One of the many who are bringing with them this particular brand of cruelty that stinks of vapid man-o-sphere philosophy

@mattforney There was always a certain charm to see how Texans take a peculiar pride in hurting their neighbors

Every time I go to H-E-B and see the signs in the soda aisle about how candy and sugar water are no longer SNAP-eligible in Texas, I smile a little.

@TodayinTor The Daragons 🤝 the Kateens

@akacaitlin Me and the boys pulling up to Khar Shian in 7.9

Ashley said something similar on stream and this won't get out of my head

Another sign that the greatest state is being hamstrung & its families hurt by a generation of failed one-party Republican leadership from @GregAbbott_TX down. Texas ranks among worst states for working moms, study finds statesman.com/news/article/t…

Nine years ago today, @keegankelly0 and I tied the knot, so we tied one on to celebrate (and ate some yummy French food)

@Bobby_LaVallley Say what you really mean, coward.

Democrat James Talarico posted this in 2012: “Looking forward to spending my birthday with the 6th grade boys…” No teacher, let alone a U.S. Senate candidate, should ever post that.

@OhmEternalOhm @LSPmatt @SarahEckhardtTX @DonHuffines Huffines didn't do shit in the four years he was in the Texas Senate, and this time won't be any different. He's gonna be too busy hiding the bodies buried at his new ranch in New Mexico.

@LSPmatt @SarahEckhardtTX @DonHuffines Ridiculous propaganda. @DonHuffines whom I have met is a fighter for Texas Patriots and he will DOGE Texas and put us back in the driver seat by eliminating fraud! That's why you hate him! VOTE YES FOR @DONHUFFINES.

TX race flying under the political radar is Comptroller - Dem @SarahEckhardtTX vs MAGA Millionaire @DonHuffines. Eckhardt is extraordinarily qualified, capable, & prepared. Huffines is an odd, failed, Nepo-baby MAGA ideologue, & that's being nice to him. texastribune.org/events/2026/04…

A relevant Texas image today: President George W. Bush and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Houston at the signing of the 2006 Voting Rights Act Reauthorization The 25-year reauth extended key VRA provisions including Section 5 (preclearance), and passed unanimously in the Senate

@BenBankas Do you identify as a girl? 'cause you were definitely the only one triggered in this

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@BenSasse My TSH levels spiked when I was pregnant. It made me so crazy I considered offing myself. Then I lost it. I'd rather die than go through all that again. And I work so much I can't remember the last time I had a dopamine hit Shove your "full human" comment somewhere uncomfortable

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The water crisis in South Texas just hit a breaking point. 📉 At least six towns—Taft, Ingleside, Aransas Pass, Three Rivers, Orange Grove, and Alice—have all issued disaster declarations in the last two weeks. The regional supply is failing, and demand is officially higher than what’s left in the reservoirs. While small towns are begging for help, the priorities are clear: One Exxon-SABIC plastics plant nearby is burning through more water than all 300,000 residents of Corpus Christi combined. The state says they need $174B for long-term water infrastructure, but they’ve only put up $20B. That’s a $154B gap while towns are literally being forced to drill emergency wells just to keep the taps running. Corpus Christi is already projecting mandatory 25% cuts by September for residents and hospitals, but they're still protecting the industrial heavy-hitters to avoid "wrecking the economy." How are residents being asked to cut back while corporations keep getting protected? #DemsUnited #Climate

Imagine calling Renee Good and Alex Pretti “domestic terrorists” and calling immigrants “animals” then turning around and telling people they need to “tone down their rhetoric.”

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies. Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

@AlexisWilkins Pretentious, meandering drivel. Unsurprising from a try-hard poseur intent on selling basic competency with a thesaurus as revolutionary wisdom.

We can all disagree - peacefully. We can argue all day, but the lies are now so unfounded and so fabricated that they serve the same purpose of inciting violence. The unhinged portion of the media's contribution to this narrative and clear departure from verifying truth is as damaging and threatening as the violent leftist rhetoric that typically refuses to be reasoned with. Grateful for law enforcement and their work to keep us safe last night.

@jewshido @JennyENicholson @ginacarano I WOULD say it to Gina’s face, but I actually work on a Star Wars property and she doesn’t, so it might be difficult to get our schedules lined up.

@JennyENicholson You should say this to @ginacarano’s face. Particularly in an octagon shaped location.,,,

I'm pretty sure Filoni would put Casey Anthony in a movie if she had once portrayed an obscure star wars character

@Ky1eKatarn Screw the friends and family who were worried about the attendees, screw the Secret Service who kept you safe, we gotta tweet about the ballroom!!!

@akacaitlin Won't somebody think of the fundraisers??

Woah, a totally real assassination attempt and definitely not a staged op to try to salvage the lowest approval rating in presidential history, no definitely not 🤡🤡🤡

If you want to understand how well my mom knows me, look no further than this badass birthday card and stickers.

I forgot today was my birthday. Great start to the last year of my 30’s. Luckily my husband reminded me with dinner, drinks, and a totally unexpected Switch 2.

I called Ticketmaster to report that someone hacked my account and transferred out the Elton John tickets my MIL and I bought for my FIL’s birthday The “security rep” said it was my fault and called me a stupid bitch. They fought (and lost lol) my MIL’s chargeback Rest in piss