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@ChristinaTasty it's the purple prose that was big in the Tumblr RP community cca 2015. I couldn't read it to save my life

Any book fans here? I'm trying to read more and I bought This Is How You Lose The Time War and it feels like I'm having a stroke because the writer can't stop writing sentences. Sentences like this. Short sentences. Mostly metaphors. Kuzco's poison. The poison for Kuzco.

@OBcrack update: this movie was insane start to finish. I laughed a lot

.@obcrack, knowing how much I love Victoria Pedretti: "You want to watch Forbidden Fruits today? It's on sale." me: 😊 OB: "You're a slut". Also OB: *adds to cart* A loving marriage.

@LikeToBeBossy I feel like constructive feedback is the best approach if they specifically ask for it.

Imagine your best friend made a video game, you played it, and you didn’t liked it. Are you gonna be honest and tell them you didn’t liked it? Or will you lie about it and pretend you did?

like out of all the possible dynamics of that show THAT'S what she got out of it? It's been five years and I still can't believe it, lmao. The straights are not okay

I just randomly remembered how my Gen X sister (very straight) watched Hawkeye with me as it was coming out in 2021 and at the last episode she goes: oh he (Clint) brought younger meat (Kate) home for Christmas. The loudest EW that came out of my mouth still does when I recall it

@flawlessmall1 @Nachet_MVS how are they bad at the game? They patty caked, threw heals at their frontline and kept each other alive while the rest of the team completely ignored the fact that their supports were being dived. If they'd killed him, you'd be complaining how OP they are. Pick a struggle

@Nachet_MVS If Luna freezes him and their team peeled dd would be dead those supports are just bad at the game stop this dive is op propaganda it’s balanced rn except for black cat

this is why dive is OP, almost 30s of both healers having to waste all their cooldowns in a 2v1 situation He got insane value, imagine if any teammate helped him

@Rants_NAIR @Nachet_MVS they were actively healing each other and were unable to actually keep their team up with only ONE enemy character engaging them. This is not a tell on the supports, but on how OP DD is.

@Nachet_MVS this is why healing is OP, almost 30s of both healers not shooting back in a 2v1 situation against an aoe ult and living They played terrible and weren't punished, imagine if either of them fought back

@applesflowr yeah it makes me so sad, both comp and qp are horrendous right now, worst it's ever been. Might have to go vs AI too just to complete missions for the battlepass atp and hope for some changes in 8.5

@akahellcat_ I have to play against bots if I want to have fun 😮‍💨

wow Marvel Rivals really is unplayable right now huh

@Y40IFRQTTING As a European living in Minnesota, folks here are constantly outside because of so many parks and outdoor activities. You can't believe everything you see on twitter of all places

So the past week has revealed that Europeans like to casually go outside and Americans do not

@sapphyreblayze I hang my clothes out to dry (European living in the US). Lol

@Blacktheism2 @Super_Clownery @xyelenaswifex cut his dick off, that will hurt the most, psychologically

@Super_Clownery @xyelenaswifex Peeling his skin off while he still alive

Electric chair

@JOJOsaysbreee Will definitely pay off in the long run! My wife had hers explode when we were visiting my home country in Europe so we learned it the hard way too 🤣

@akahellcat_ i just need a better one bc i have so much hair and i don’t have time to be spending an hour+ drying it. so ill probably buy an expensive european one to bring next year haha.

the european outlets blew up my hairdryer again 😭i genuinely do not know what type of hair dryer is safe here. this is 3 years in a row.

SHE HAS MORE JOKES TO TELL!!! #hacks I LOVE YOU DEBORAH

gorgeous ending. perfect truly. now if you’ll excuse me im going to drive a rusty knife straight into my heart. #hacks

@SingleWhite_Dad @LinaCrushes I'm not. The game is in the EA anyway, and many of them are bound to break many times over before the game officially releases.

@akahellcat_ @LinaCrushes Then don’t download the mods like who cares

calling creators losers for charging for custom content is wild when half the gaming community survives off modders doing unpaid labor 💀

@SingleWhite_Dad @LinaCrushes This isn't about Sims4, it's about Paralives, the game whose devs are going to have all DLC and extra content for free. To charge for a mod when the makers of the game don't charge for any additional content is crazy imho.

@LinaCrushes Thank you because I never understood this especially with sims 4 players. Modders and cc creators are the reason why the game is even fun/playable + nobody is forcing anyone to download the mods and cc. Like just play vanilla or go download free stuff, so entitled lol