Ola

Me after finishing my first plate on thanksgiving

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

friday night you already know the vibes

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

Trying not to throw up in the back of the uber

when you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:

Shave your big toe girl we’re going to Miami

así me siento cuando tengo la regla

I accidentally said "truuee" out loud when a girl in the stall next to me started farting IM CRYING

This could be us in Chicago this summer

dios mío mañana lunes otra vez

dirty martini means there’s poop in it

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of University of Michigan in my life

farting so bad my carbon monoxide detector goes off

Staring at myself the whole time during a video call.

When your tampon lowkey crowning

Me falling back asleep after waking up

Imagine you just took an edible for the night and then you hear a knock on the door and it’s Kamala 😭

Remember 2 days ago when it was warm and we all had the will to live? God I miss that

coming home from the doctors with a big plastic cone around my head