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@gtbank @gtbank_help What's wrong with your network? A transfer was done since yesterday morning, and up until now, the fund has not dropped into beneficiary account. Why ?

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It's like GTbank Internet banking transfers dey work like clearing cheque. Person go transfer funds wait for x clearing days before its effected. @gtbank make una go learn work from @wemabank

@thecableng The essence of this policy is just to generate funds and nothing else.

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If you watch this video you will notice this lady keeps saying “don’t put the man’s name on your child’s birth certificate or you will suffer”, but she never tells you how/why the woman will suffer. I will tell you what she’s doing. In the uk, for those who don’t know: If you are named as a man as the father on the birth certificate of a child, you have a right to do a DNA paternity test on your own on that child without seeking the permission of the mother or anybody. Same way a child’s mother on the birth certificate can do a DNA maternity test on the child on her own if she wishes to, without anybody’s permission. (Except if the child is older than 16 then the child must consent). Now IF your name is not on the birth certificate as the father, and you suspect the baby is not yours, you must get the mother’s authorisation to do a DNA test- which she will likely refuse once there are paternity disputes, and there are fears you won’t continue to send money to her once the DNA test shows you are not the father. So this crook here is advising young ladies to not put any man’s name on the birth certificate so that they can hang the baby on any man they wish, and the man will be unable to demand a DNA test yet he can be compelled by a court to care for that child for 16years, until the child is old enough to get a job. It is an evil wicked demonic plan hatched by crooked paternity fraud criminals who want to hang one man’s baby on another man’s head. Once you see people who say or share things like this, pls run for your life. Once you see people wear T-shirts with retarded inscriptions, they usually say asinine crap. Again, if you ignore the signs, you will surely see wonders.

@ndekekwe God bless you, sir, for this honest submission. I've followed your story for years and seen how you have developed, helped young Nigerians. What the moniepoint guy lacked is the capacity to develop others. Rather than look inward, he decided to blame graduates.

Question: "What is your comment on the debate about whether Nigerian graduates are still great, as discussed on the Platform?" My Response: I do not subscribe to the thesis that Nigerian graduates are not great. Rather, I posit that Nigerian graduates are not given sufficient opportunities to develop rapidly after school. A typical Nigerian graduate is just as capable as anyone globally; the challenge is that our systems often fail them by not creating pathways to scale their capabilities. This debate is not new. In virtually every Nigerian university, graduates from one generation tend to believe that those who came after them were less prepared. But if we look deeper, we will realize something important: young people today are smarter, more exposed, and often more adaptable. The real issue is not raw capability; it is the absence of accelerated development opportunities. When I was in FUTO, I knew nothing about “pitch deck”. Today, many FUTO graduates can prepare investor presentations, understand startup ecosystems, and navigate tools we never imagined. The difference is exposure. But unlike my time, when many strong students graduated on Friday and resumed work on Monday, today’s graduates may spend months, or even years, waiting for opportunities. That delay creates a developmental gap. So, the issue is not the students. The issue is the system. At the same time, we must recognize that far more people are competing for limited opportunities today. In the 1950s or 1960s, a village might have sponsored only 5 boys to attend secondary school while others remained at home. The system had already filtered for the top 1%. Today, education is more democratized, and many more people have access. Some interpret this expansion as declining quality. I disagree. This is also why I dislike comparisons between new African immigrants in America and the broader first generation Africans in United States. Some people wrongly assume the immigrants are inherently smarter or more capable. I say: not really. The immigration system itself is a filter. By the time the U.S. embassy issues visas, it has often selected from the top tier, perhaps the top 10%, of those applying. You cannot compare that filtered group to the entire first-generation population Africans in America. If you applied the same filter locally, you would discover the same caliber of people. The real issue, therefore, is not whether Nigeria has talent. Nigeria has immense talent. The real issue is that too many organizations are not investing in developing young people. Our young people are victims of weak systems, not evidence of weak capacity. If we provide the right support, mentorship, and opportunities, Nigerian graduates can build and power world-class systems. The capability exists. What is required is the ecosystem to unlock it.

@TheToff_ @dmightyangel How? A lot of them scored above 250, highest score, 372. Let's look up and leave those below. Nigeria Universities will continue to produce brilliant students and Olodo. What Moniepoint CEO lacked is the capacity to develop others.

The Moniepoint CEO is now vindicated

To God be all the glory! 🏆 I'm excited to share that I emerged as Nigeria's 2026 JAMB Highest Scorer with an aggregate score of 372/400! English — 98 Chemistry — 98 Physics — 94 Biology — 82 @DailyEdConsult @JAMBHQ @legitngnews #JAMB2026 #UTME2026 #TopScorer

@MobilePunch Ogun candidate from Ekiti state?? Can you just stop this tribal nonsense and give the lady a credit. Her name is Daniella Jesudunsin

𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧: 𝗢𝗴𝘂𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 2026 𝗨𝗧𝗠𝗘 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 372 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/full-list-ogun…

@channelstv If Nigerian graduates are unemployable, where do the employers come from? The moon, I guess.

Are Nigerian Graduates Unemployable — Or Is The System Broken? youtube.com/watch?v=lUWmOg…

@bluewmist That is real enjoyment

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

@Nairametrics Analyst for Cardinalstone talk am, una carry am. If e no reach N129 who we go hold?

Analysts at CardinalStone have issued a buy rating on Zenith Bank shares on the Nigerian Exchange, projecting a potential 17.7% upside from a reference price of N129.00. nairametrics.com/2026/05/11/zen…

@Dammi_Esq Let it enter first. Leave tomorrow morning for God.

If ₦50 million enters your account tonight, what’s the first thing you’re doing tomorrow morning?

@CrownprinceCom2 A country where 1kg of Titus fish is N8600. This is a guy who contested for the post of the president of Nigeria. They distance themselves from reality once they get into power. Forgetting 4 or 8 years is not forever.

“I still maintain my stand, ₦10,000 can feed a responsible family in Nigeria for several days under this government.” — Tope Fasua Tinubu's Aide says Do you agree that ₦10,000 can still feed a family for several days in today’s Nigeria?

Nigeria’s consumer goods companies closed the 2025 financial year with sharply contrasting balance sheet positions, reflecting how operators navigated inflationary pressures, high borrowing costs, foreign exchange volatility, and weak consumer purchasing power. See the top 10 most Indebted FMCG companies by Total Debt – FY 2025.

“Entering age” “the Nigerians” See people wey mark my answer sheet☹️🙂‍↕️

Just so you know, this is not because the system is broken but because we never thought it was worth fixing. I have a B.Sc,Ed and a MEd from the Nigerian education system. I watched brilliant, committed people study curriculum theory, developmental psychology, pedagogy, and assessment for years, just to enter a profession that the same government treats like a fallback option for people who could not get in anywhere else. And now JAMB has formalized that disrespect. Ask yourself one question: would we ever do this for Medicine and Surgery? Would we say, “you know what, anyone who wants to be a doctor does not need to pass UTME?” Of course not. Because people would die, and we would see it. Dead body go surplus ba? Yeah. But here is the truth nobody wants to say out loud. The damage a poorly trained teacher does is just as lethal. It is only slower. It shows up twenty years later in citizens who cannot think critically, who are vulnerable to propaganda, who will collect N5,000 and vote against their own future, who will join a secret cult because nobody ever taught them their own dignity. You cannot separate the collapse of Nigerian civic life from the collapse of Nigerian teacher education. They are the same story. Finland did not become Finland by accident. Denmark did not become Denmark by accident. The countries we admire for their infrastructure, their rule of law, their social trust, their cleanliness, their decency, built those things first in classrooms, with teachers who were selected from the top of their graduating cohorts and paid and respected accordingly. Teaching in Finland is as competitive as Medicine. That is not a coincidence. Our leaders cannot see this because they are not building for a future they will not live to enjoy. They want to name senate buildings after themselves today like Mimiko did in Ondo State. They want to build stadiums and name it after themselves like Godswill Akpabio. Nobody gets a plaque for producing a generation of thoughtful citizens. Nobody cuts a ribbon for that. And so it does not get done. Also, prioritizing petroleum engineers and tech gurus give them the ammunition they need to continuously take advantage of our natural resources and fintech opportunities to make millions. But for teachers who raise viable citizens? Nah! No instant reward. This JAMB policy is not a mistake. It is a value statement. It tells you exactly what this system thinks of teachers, of education, of the human beings those teachers will spend their lives shaping. And until we are as outraged about that as we are about fuel prices or naira depreciation, we will keep producing the same country, and then wondering why nothing ever changes. Everyone at @JAMBHQ should be ashamed of themselves.

Leadership is the discipline of discernment. The wisdom to know when to invest in individual growth, and/or when to uphold the standard. Train for potential. Make tough choices. Act to uphold excellence. #FireOrTrain #Leadership

School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

@TheJohnCMaxwell But statistics tell the story in figure. Figures don't lie, but tell the true story

Statistics don’t inspire people to do great things. Stories do!

Most men don’t realize their wife has lost respect for them… until it’s too late. Here are 7 signs she no longer respects you: 1. She withholds s3x or she never initiates.