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@HilsNoglander @NHL @NYRangers bro can’t crack the league in mine😂 i’m on year 3 and still can’t break him into a backup role

@NHL @NYRangers Bro is a stud in my franchise mode

Welcome to the League, Dylan Garand! 🗽 The @NYRangers goalie is making his NHL debut today.

@CNviolations shitty stupid ass manager having a team meeting in the lobby lmfaooo

McDonald's prank gone wrong.

@reiabeamz cook your burger on medium heat

how do i cook food in a basement apartment without freaking the fk outta my upstairs neighbours????

@1Nicdar yeah that’s about right

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎 70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow. Too slow? You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you. Too fast? Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal. You try to hold a respectable 75. Immediately passed on both sides. One car has no headlights. Another has its hazards on for no reason. Somehow both are going faster than you. And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights. Not gradual. Not polite. Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds. No accident. No construction. No explanation. Just vibes. You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good." Wrong. It starts to rain. Not normal rain. Florida rain. (IYKYK) The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility. Wipers on max, still losing the fight. Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices. No toll booth warning. No buildup. Just vibes and consequences. Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours." Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?" And somehow, through all of this … There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution. Welcome to Florida highways. Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

@rahsh33m so sad when they stop selling these at my work i loved the carrot cake

The best gas station cakes

landeskoging omggg i miss this website layout so much . child me spent hours on nhl.com

@citchmook fuck seeing this again took me way back

March 17, 2012.

@slate_s42 shit always lags and never plays for me. i’ll try wifi + vpn, wifi, data only . shit barely ever works

May need to lock in and watchwrestling

New Rick and Morty when? May 24th

@OhRyanMead @SprecksNY that laffy call gave me goosebumps,? would love more of him

This is absolutely no disrespect to Kenny Albert who is an incredible announcer. But I am all in on Alex Faust, wish he was calling more NYR games.

‘Super Smash Bros. Brawl’ was released 18 years ago today.

@theashleyray cali dispo weed is trash compared to other states

now i get why my mom says the modern cali weed i give her is basically a psychedelic

this is quite possibly the worst nhl lineup i’ve ever seen, how tf did we get here

@OwenP29 been seeing bosley commercials on the network since 2012

Nothing says NHL Network like 75¢ boner pill ads featuring a “LEGAL LOOPHOLE” graphic.

@MatMicMar shits dumb bruh , i still play 2k24. i’m like 4 wrestlemanias through in universe

Every sports game is bad for this in general, but how is it legal for games to shut their servers down so soon? This is ridiculous. Especially while charging so much for yearly releases.

@aaroncantmosh yo that’s how i felt. i thought this was the closest to pre covid rollins yet… and then the crowd started singing

@AlfaWrestling34 @winterweather it sucks i used to like all these dudes 4 years ago but yeah, reap what they sow

@winterweather Punk dick riders assembled LOOOOL

hyping up a danhausen debut for weeks is just asking for disaster lmao what the fuck did they expect. the casual viewer has no fucking clue who he is and expected someone like chris jericho. hilarious company, PLEASE never change

a low tier comedy act being the payoff for the box, what could possibly go wrong!

@BluebriarArts i was distraught when my HS co workers told me they had to do this with their phones. I graduated 4 years prior and shits so weird and crazy to me

This really sums up what's wrong with schools right now. Instead of curbing phone overuse by teaching self-regulation and discipline, they just use a band-aid solution by restricting the property of the students. Soon as that restriction is gone, it's right back to it.

@SpaceBoy458 “we don’t wanna be like simpsons or family guy” . AS gets a modernizing cartoon and they can’t handle it after 30 episodes. Easily could expand on ANYONE and achieve another 50

I really disagree with this point that they are saving smiling friends from going on too long. They had 3 incredibly solid seasons like why are people so scared of shows continuing for longer then that.