Akshansh Bhanjana

🚨SOS. My father Dr Sanjay Kumar has been missing since 01 MAR. His car was found parked over Patna's gandhi setu bridge w/ his phones inside. @officecmbihar & @bihar_police have assured all efforts but we need your help! RETWEET, AMPLIFY & SHARE ANY INFO, esp if you're in Bihar

@mightaswellcode @UoM_eResearch so happy to see this! very well deserved :')

still seems unreal to me, but extremely delighted to announce that i'll be joining the University of Manchester as a research software engineer at the end of this month! 🎉 can't wait to be a part of the wonderful @UoM_eResearch team soon and work on exciting new things ✨

virat kohli did what the queen couldn't

@funnelferry @slut4orangebar core memory

patient being ferried on tractor as well. Bangalore should be better

@thodakaafi ❤️😌

its happening ✈️

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

@asli_aryaa TC will be disappointed

@le_imm0rtal @SimpleJackCap @blind_birdd you're $35

@SimpleJackCap @akshansh2000 @blind_birdd you’re costly

Ladies, you have $10 to make your ideal man: - tall: $15 - funny: $20 - thoughtful: $12 - trades crypto from his parents basement: $3 - works at Goldman: $40 - has 7 cats: $7

@asli_aryaa nahi aana tha

His story goes beyond the Balon D'Ors, the UCLs and the COPAs. He's created through his demeanour a man larger than life itself, dividing the world into two very equal segments - Messi and everyone not him.

@funnelferry @Bolverk15 too good

@funnelferry @withoutwaxaryan dekha hai, too good :P dono favourite people

Best straight face ever! youtu.be/RZp6cR4bxbY

@funnelferry @BTH_Bill returned 0 results in 0.00048 seconds

Just a man in search of his online community

"NOW WE'RE SUCKING DIESEL!" If you don't get it, you missed a great series.

@idontronman @VibhuGroverr and Inception

@VibhuGroverr especially the ones from Game of Thrones and Interstellar :)

need some instrumentals (preferably more than 5 minutes in duration) for a video, pls send ur favourite ones if u want to? thx

@idontronman this is why twitter should have a dislike button

why the fuck are chhole bhature so overrated 🤮

@almostmeenal (from what i've heard; never used)

@almostmeenal yabai is really good