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When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home

@SenSanders Someone had to work in the factories when all the workers get drafted.

Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men on earth, is raising $100 billion to replace workers with robots around the world. The oligarchs want it all. Not going to happen. Stand up and FIGHT BACK.

@PressSec Have we found the enriched Epstein files yet??

Since Day One of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump clearly outlined the U.S. Military’s objectives to end the threat of the Iranian terrorist regime. The President and the Pentagon predicted it would take approximately 4-6 weeks to achieve this mission. Tomorrow marks week 3 - and the U.S. Armed Forces are doing an exceptional job. Day by day, the Iranian Regime is being crippled, and their ability to threaten the United States and our allies is being significantly weakened. As always, President Trump is laser focused on one thing: total and complete VICTORY.

@brewmarkets @MorningBrew Operation Epstein Fury not going well

The Dow Jones has officially entered correction territory.

@JavierBlas @staunovo Brother what

Trump on Strait of Hormuz: “At a certain point, it’ll open itself.”

@Breaking911 At this point they are just trying to get people not to fly to lower oil prices

🚨 Massive lines at JFK airport early this morning amid the ongoing DHS shutdown

@SenSanders Claude, find me another vacation home in a state with low diversity. Make no mistakes

I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights. What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.

@zerohedge Wen Nuke

*TRUMP: IRAN 'EXCURSION' WILL BE OVER SOON

Holy shit he really did it

@Breaking911 This guy def cranks hog to pictures of dead animals

Sec. Of War Pete Hegseth: “And to borrow a page from Admiral Ernest King in World War II: We’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran… We’ve given them the bottom half.  We’ve damaged or sunk over 120 of their Navy’s ships.”

@zerohedge Lmao Iran getting tarrifs before Trump

IRAN WORKING ON LAW TO CHARGE SHIPS FOR HORMUZ SAFE PASSAGE

@AutismCapital Oh we def getting the Epstein files now

Is Trump throwing Israel under the bus? What's happening right now? "Israel...has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran...The United States knew nothing about this attack...NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL...with or without the help or consent of Israel..." Trump is trying to signal to the public that nobody bosses the US around, but the public believes that Israel bosses the US around. A very interesting post by Trump. Is he trying to backpedal out of Iran and shift blame?

I just hope the Aliens aren’t in the Epstein files too

@Polymarket Thank fuckin Christ

JUST IN: Renowned AI professor claims the universe is a simulation created to develop superintelligence — and will "soon be turned off."

@Kalshi Nuke

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says he’s "buying stocks" and that the market is "oversold"

@DeItaone Bones or bone spurs?

TRUMP SAYS IRAN WAR WILL END WHEN HE FEELS IT “IN MY BONES” Donald Trump told The Brian Kilmeade Show he will know the Iran conflict is over “when I feel it in my bones,” while suggesting it may not last much longer. U.S. and Israeli military operations against Iran have continued since February 28, with Trump giving varied signals on the war’s duration.

“AI is going to take your job!!!” Ok buddy, I’d like to see AI go die fighting in the Middle East because the government had to protect some pedos

@blondspit Tell me you don’t trade oil without telling me

If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now

Who would win, the world’s largest military or one floaty boi

@realDonaldTrump @agtrader My next car will be able to run on the ashes of the Epstein files so it’s fine

Rising gas prices are causing a steep rise in consumer prices and will slow any future economic growth. It is a tax on all Americans.

@Osinttechnical God I would love a bang and smoke

Explosion reported at the American Embassy in Oslo, Norway