ilya rozanov

Bonding with the bartender over our love of Red 40

All of the girls confessing to each other that we didn’t eat before drinking

Spending money on things I want literally heals me

Everybody having a reason to text me about the survivor 50 reunion

@taylorlovechav Ur so scary w ur sticky fingers

Telling my boyfriend I have a surprise for him and it’s just all the forks I’ve stolen from his place for my lunches the last 6 months

we have to get rid of instants I’m getting scared

“I’ve always wanted to be a cougar”

Therapist just really confused about my brain

summer mimosas around the corner

Thinking I’m getting better at presenting and then my knees are wobbling all over the front of the room

blow drying my hair before bed might change my life and I’m pissed about it

saying I miss fighting w men then getting anxiety rereading old fights like girl no u don’t

If I was president men would not be allowed to have close friends on IG

the way i knew that justin would disappear right after bieberchella. know him as if he were my own son

Even more obsessive than normal because I’m about to start my period

the journal factory explodes every weekend that I’m drinking w my girls

Upping the age range on tinder now that I’m about to be chuddy-six

Texting Tay pics of strangers all day long so she gets a visual

a girls dream is crushed when he gym crush talks to another girl

Why does writing in a journal feel so scary