shane hollander

All of the girls confessing to each other that we didn’t eat before drinking

@alabean_ Girlhood

I was supposed to be in the video

Clavicul-her

CAUSE I ALWAYS HAD A VISION OF US STANDING LIIIKE THIIIS

@alabean_ >:)

@taylorlovechav Ur so scary w ur sticky fingers

Telling my boyfriend I have a surprise for him and it’s just all the forks I’ve stolen from his place for my lunches the last 6 months

and you’re not?

i be profen

let me know when it’s womanhattan

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

No thank you mimi rose

“And what’s your area of pop culture expertise” “Uhhh ..foot fetish insta”

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

If I was president men would not be allowed to have close friends on IG

the rosary tree in new mexico

I don’t care how saved u r u gone get horny

Kacey Musgraves

Just won pool at specs after not playing in months im on cloud 9