alamin
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My name was actually ELITE cos not many people Dey bear “MAHMUDAH” so many people are surprised when they hear my name.
tt✮⋆@Bluebirdeyessss
people who were called by their surname in school were elite
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Saw my gateman's status
A pose with my car
I don hail am as Odogwu
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@SirJarus Please be watchful and careful. They obviously want what you have but fate had other plans for them. Please if possible prevent them from getting too comfy to this extent. These people unless you 💯 trust them, might start getting envious and want to forcefully have what you got
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Gov. Fintiri visited H.E. Atiku’s chiefdom (Ganye) to rally support for the PDP, only to be loudly booed and embarrassed by the people of Ganye.
Visibly frustrated and humiliated in public, the governor eventually asked the DJ to play music, danced briefly to console himself, then walked away 🤣 😭🤭
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1. You're not getting any visa. The world is closing up and making it clear that your class of immigrant labour is no longer wanted.
2. No dream job is coming your way because you live in a depressed colonial economy that doesn't create such jobs in large quantities.
3. You will most likely remain single because you live in a depressed colonial economy that doesn't create the economic opportunities for marriage to be a realistic consideration.
4. No dream contract is heading your way because [refer to 2].
5. No amount of Inspiritum Heavinus and fervent belief will bend the material reality of an entire country/continent to favour you as an individual.
6. The only positive change that will ever happen is the one you create with your brains, hands, and feet. No miracle is coming and your case is not special.
7. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
William Omoyeh@_mrwill
Your visa will be approved this year. You will be given the job. You will get married this year. The contract will be awarded to you.
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@autocareplusng E- class is mostly for men over 40, i never seen a 40+ man interested in a C class before long as he has the means to get it. C class na mostly for girls and young boys
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Hate it when you people are right 🤧
Samuel Cruz@_ninuaye
@autocareplusng Someone who specifically asked for e350 will probably not accept a c300.
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Tell God what you want for 2026
He will answer you.
Just one request. Ask with Faith!
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Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi Rajiuun, a drug addict ended the life of 4 innocent worshippers in Kado mosque at dawn today with a very sharp knife!
He was under the influence of drug(Colorado)
He was also killed by the angry mob.
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@gimbakakanda I get your point. But Still doesn’t change the fact that the hatred they harbor for northerners was too conspicuous even when defending their “state budget”. They’ll not and will never like you, have this in your mind and have peace.
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Yallabai, I don’t think it’s bigotry that Lagos folks pushed back against his caricature of their budgeting framework in such a condescending fashion. The commissioner ridiculed Lagos State’s proposed 2026 budget without correctly interpreting the fundamentals of public budgeting. The original post from the Lagos space clearly stated that the state proposed a ₦4.237 trillion budget, with total revenue of ₦3.99 trillion, a deficit of ₦243 billion, and a 52:48 capital-to-recurrent expenditure ratio. Yet he reframed this as “capital financing” and then leapt to the conclusion that Lagos would be in fiscal jeopardy without federal subsidies, even suggesting that the state was “cooking” its books.
A state government appointee, especially one responsible for the budgeting process in his own state, accusing another state of falsifying accounts is a grave allegation, and I doubt even his principal would find that amusing. Every state in Nigeria has something to learn from Lagos’s fiscal systems, and Zamfara should be pursuing a peer-review learning relationship, not indulging in this pointless performative grandstanding.
Even as someone who is not a practitioner in the public finance space, it was evident that his interpretation was misplaced. The terms he used, the assumptions he made about debt servicing, and the claim that recurrent expenditure automatically inflates performance figures all reflected a misunderstanding of basic fiscal architecture.
This is why I am glad that a Lagos media aide addressed the issue comprehensively. You don’t accuse a state of relying on federal subsidies and manipulating its figures and then expect them to clap for you. The commissioner represents a state government. He’s not some banger boy desperate for Elon’s payouts.
Tahir Abubakar M. 🇳🇬🇵🇸@mni_JJ
A bigot will always remain a bigot. They pretend to be cool with you only as long as you nod to their nonsense. The moment you, as a northerner, challenge their behaviour, they finally reveal what they truly think of you.
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