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@falzthebahdguy @PoliceNG We had one like this in Kenya. He is now rotting in prison.

The most infuriating sight!!! A policeman gruesomely murders a man in broad daylight in Delta. This man is clearly restrained and poses no threat whatsoever. What kind of ANIMALISTIC behaviour is this @PoliceNG ?!!!

@SpursStand @SirLeoBDasilva Chelsea fan here but fuck off

@SirLeoBDasilva Taking performance enhancing drugs and being as average as Mudryk is the real crime here.

This Mudryk 4 year ban, is it the ban he is already serving or a new one?

@JUJA_KOT Kambas actually collaborated during the colonial period.

Wakamba nao kwani hukua weak ama ? Wdym hamuezi retaliate mrudishe hao wajinga Mogadishu? Ingekua wasapere sai mungiki could be there wakihelp watu wao

@AllanNyash @NjorogeWoody Kuna wasee hawajewatch hii bana

Vita ya Mikono Iko kwa hii series ogopa sana

@Thembampanza13 @jimNjue_ Kenya is experiencing the same shit you guys are experiencing..unwanted immigrants..you rarely find Kenyans in other African countries.

@jimNjue_ If you're so rich, why are you crying to be in South Africa. What do they want in South Africa? Stop lying to yourself

99% of land in Kenya is owned by Africans. 96% of land in South Africa is owned by Whites & Indians. All these fat Zulus running around beating foreigners calling them kwerekweres, They own nothing A small boy in Kenya is richer than a 40 yr old black man in South Africa

@Mbuso_patriot @jimNjue_ Without the white man you are nothing, slaves in your own damn country

And with your many years of independence what have you archived? You are still slaves of Americans bill gates runs his experiments on your people, you have failed to make your country Africa’s largest economy and with 30 of South Africa’s independence we became the largest in everything in Africa we are global players in science and technology South Africans showed the rest Africa that if you hold your government accountable things get done, instead of hating us for not accepting illegal immigration how about you learn from us that if you are united as a people you can correct your government

There is a reason South Africa was the last country in Africa to get independence. And they couldn’t do it alone we all had to gang up and help them.

@titomwas_ @CollinsBriche Kikuyus have little to lands,thats why they buy land in other places

@CollinsBriche Because Kikuyus don't sell land to outsiders, si afadhali hao wanakataa kukuuzia kuliko wenye wanakuuzia alafu after every 5 years ni wasiwasi ya mishale

I'm yet to see a Turkana, Kalenjin, Giriama or Luo who has bought land in Nyeri and Kirinyaga in the villages and is living peacefully with neighbours as Kikuyus do in the Rift Valley, Nyanza, Western.

@polo_kimanii 😂 hii ni goated

@bmbsmart @georgediano Mans😂😂

@georgediano 😂 😂.. bro , you need to write weekly short stories…for publishing

Mike Sonko who happens to be my lookalike has come out crying like a faulty Sayona woofer after sharp boys wamemugongea. The man is in distress after discovering that the lady he has been fully sponsoring,,, rent, bills & soft life has been receiving high-voltage electricity from other undisclosed transformers across the city. In the video, Mike Sonko is lamenting like a man who just found out his exclusive contract was actually a public tender. He says a yellow yellow damsel had wrapped him around her finger like Ringos. She was serving him the food that face the earth, and in return, Sonko made sure daughter of Agrippina lacked absolutely nothing except loyalty. My guy even started hitting the gym. Not for health, He embarked on a serious weight loss journey so he could increase voltage during transmission hours. We’re talking core workouts, squats, stamina drills,, man was preparing like he’s joining the American army. The instruments of power below the legs were being calibrated like KPLC transformers before peak hours. But what Sonko didn’t realize is that you can’t domesticate daughter of Agrippina. That’s a free-range species. Whether you’re rich, broke, or sponsored by IMF, the outcome is the same,, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. He started suspecting something was off when he entered the Bermuda Triangle only to find diameter imesonga & the beacon had shifted coordinates. My guy arrived at the destination and realized the runway had been expanded beyond the capacity of his aircraft. That’s when it hit him amegongewa msambwanda. Now Sonko is out here fighting for admission as a self-sponsored student at the prestigious Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST), majoring in Dust Mitigation, with a minor in Advanced Heartbreak Studies. Now imagine, if Sonko who's a dollar millionaire can be served premium tiyaas, what about us ordinary wananchi operating on Fuliza and hope. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, the streets are not just cold, they are refrigerated. Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@georgediano 😂😂😂🙌

@shalenkovic @adamrowecomedy Either one of them is gonna be epic

@adamrowecomedy They won’t be going down It’s between spurs and west ham

Forest could legitimately be playing in both The Champions League and The Championship next season.

@kipkoecheruiyot That deforestation is alarming

Views from today. Kapyego, Marakwet East. Scenic.

@EduardoHagn Stop fearing Barcelona

LOOKMANNNNNNNNN

@CFC_Janty @khalifaofaccra Watch some football your prick

Pedri is always non exist in big UCL games What a terrible half from him

@georgediano Damn your story telling deserves an oscar😂🔥

There's a very senior politician who went to a brothel to relieve himself on Thursday night in Kilimani. He doked one round, but the sweetness of the Taptengelei was too overwhelming. He swallowed the powerful patco then went for another round, yet he was not satisfied. He embarked on the third journey, and that was where the story almost turned tragic. As soon as he was done, he collapsed. It took the timely intervention of some Bed to Bed midfielders to resuscitate him. He was placed in a sitting position on a chair and doused with water before he was able to regain consciousness. He was then Rushed to Nairobi hospital where he's currently recuperating. Mheshimiwa almost docked himself to the great beyond over there in Sayuni. He thought that he was still in his heyday when he was a rolling stone. He failed to realise that he had lost strength and youthful vigour as a result of old age. As young as I am, I stopped doking more than two rounds since 2024. I only do one round or two in a good day and hang my boot. Why would mhesh with a kihara attempt three rounds with a young and experienced B2B midfielder. Thank goodness that another horizontal engineering tragedy was averted. Otherwise, politicians would have another gathering this week to throw tantrums against each other. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@mr_tm86 @DemetriusRO6 Neither is the eath travelling

@DemetriusRO6 Artemis is not travelling, it is the name of the programme, what's travelling is the Orion spacecraft and not at 67, 000 mph but around 1500 mph. The SLS reached maximum speed of 17, 000 mph.

A bullet travels at 3,000 mph NASA says Artemis is traveling at 24,000 mph. Wait until you realize that the Earth orbits the Sun at 67,000 mph.

@kafangi Ile haram ball itachezwa hapo itafanya Arteta akae amarture😂😂

Lakini Atlético second leg wanachapwa ata wakiwa home, unless simeone acheze haramball

@Bruce_Cares @higgsbreezy Run and keep running and do not look back😂

Yeah hi, beekeeper here! If you see this, fucking run. Record less and run more.

@jimNjue_ You really are delusioned

3 Main reasons why Mt Kenya will always have numbers; • Every young woman in Kenya wants to be Married in Murima. • Every young man in Kenya, especially Luos & Luhyas want to marry/have kids with Murima babes. -70% of everyone who comes to school or work in Mt Kenya never leave. They settle here and vote here.

@LlewellynOuya Happy to see him winning

5 days ago I said that Brands should work with Rongai's finest Ugali man and many people were in support.. however, some were negatively saying that Brands can't work with him.. where will you hide? He's already working with Cuppa Lemon Ice Tea and definitely more to come. Brands wapunguze tu maringo kidogo🔥💯