Boniface Musyoka

@jamessmat @M_ama Combinational factoring….

The most expensive PRESIDENCY.

@lawrencekitema Hehe.. Mzae used to tell us “ kiveti kikalanasya na ndia “

Two intelligent people cannot fall in love; true love needs one idiot.

@kijana_misa Hehe… the big boy …Many ????????

Mnajifanya hamuoni huyu kijana mkubwa anafanana na Phil Director😂

@Thuranira_1 I think as a man.. when it reaches etc..you can make a decision…

If Njugush is to divorce Wakavinye,he will have to prove; 1. Adultery; 2. Cruelty; 3. Dissertion 4.The marriage had irretrievably broken down. They can't just agree to divorce.

@JohnMas79251083 @moneyacademyKE @254_icon True..

@moneyacademyKE @bmbsmart @254_icon From this explanation, the only change is: "Undertaking due diligence on ability to pay" ....... has now been made a compliance item. I believe failure by banks to comply would attract penalties or fines (or some risk elements)

Kenyans now applying for loans will be required to prove they can repay before approval. Lenders such as banks, fintechs, and mobile money providers will only approve loans after checking affordability under new proposed rules.

@bakhita_esther Hehe

The story of Njugush and Wakavinye clearly shows that women only settle where they feel secure,it is not about fame or money. Wakavinye found peace with the nail technician.

@SankeiSaitoti She is not your relative…

Njungush's story confirms one thing, wa kwenda ataenda tu hata umpambe kama maua. Don't break your back to make a woman happy. The first priority should always be yourself, be happy before anything.

@iNduati @moneyacademyKE @254_icon Character, capital, collateral , conditions

@bmbsmart @moneyacademyKE @254_icon What are the other 4Cs?

@franklineowidi @ntvkenya @jamessmat @EricLatiff “ what value does the government add to the fuel ?

@ntvkenya @jamessmat @EricLatiff I thought VAT is a consumption tax? What does he mean?

Martin Chomba: The government of Kenya doesn't own even one litre of oil... the VAT on fuel is pointless because the government doesn't add any value on fuel. We are here because Kibaki's regime slept on the job... #TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat @EricLatiff

@SankeiSaitoti No avenues to loot without being caught..

What exactly was wrong with NHIF? I've asked this question a thousand times, I haven't really gotten a real answer. Why did we move to SHA?

@jamagithui Hehe.. ok ..

Now that Ruto is in Italy,let him trace De-Rovenna, the company that disappeared with Arror/Kimwarer dam billions.

@georgediano 😂 😂.. bro , you need to write weekly short stories…for publishing

Mike Sonko who happens to be my lookalike has come out crying like a faulty Sayona woofer after sharp boys wamemugongea. The man is in distress after discovering that the lady he has been fully sponsoring,,, rent, bills & soft life has been receiving high-voltage electricity from other undisclosed transformers across the city. In the video, Mike Sonko is lamenting like a man who just found out his exclusive contract was actually a public tender. He says a yellow yellow damsel had wrapped him around her finger like Ringos. She was serving him the food that face the earth, and in return, Sonko made sure daughter of Agrippina lacked absolutely nothing except loyalty. My guy even started hitting the gym. Not for health, He embarked on a serious weight loss journey so he could increase voltage during transmission hours. We’re talking core workouts, squats, stamina drills,, man was preparing like he’s joining the American army. The instruments of power below the legs were being calibrated like KPLC transformers before peak hours. But what Sonko didn’t realize is that you can’t domesticate daughter of Agrippina. That’s a free-range species. Whether you’re rich, broke, or sponsored by IMF, the outcome is the same,, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. He started suspecting something was off when he entered the Bermuda Triangle only to find diameter imesonga & the beacon had shifted coordinates. My guy arrived at the destination and realized the runway had been expanded beyond the capacity of his aircraft. That’s when it hit him amegongewa msambwanda. Now Sonko is out here fighting for admission as a self-sponsored student at the prestigious Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST), majoring in Dust Mitigation, with a minor in Advanced Heartbreak Studies. Now imagine, if Sonko who's a dollar millionaire can be served premium tiyaas, what about us ordinary wananchi operating on Fuliza and hope. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, the streets are not just cold, they are refrigerated. Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@BenjiNdolo 💯….

What is known as G-to-G is not Government to Government because NOC (National Oil Corporation) isn’t involved. It is Government to Cartels including Raila’s company. Ni ukora and may he rest in peace.

@Goddie_Ke Mnasemanga alisomea alliance ?🤔

Kimani Ichung’wah : I was in London and fuel prices are very high, with diesel selling for about Ksh 350 per litre and Petrol Ksh 306

@bakhita_esther “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt...” Abraham Lincoln

Edwin Sifuna is seeing bad things in Nakuru , sieeet

@KTNNewsKE Sisi ni malenge?

President William Ruto: I know many people in Kenya keep asking why is it that sometimes the prices of fuel are different in Kenya from our neighbors. Kenya is a middle-income country. Our neighbors are least developed countries. There is a big difference. If you want to compare Kenya fairly with others, compare Kenya with other middle-income countries. #WeekendatOne

@KTNNewsKE Gosh ! …

@Kenyans @RobertAlai Does he carry your blood.. kosokoso!

Raila was not happy with what Sifuna was doing. I don't want to curse him - Oburu

@RodgersKipembe @jnrmbuvi You and your father support the regime, what do you expect… miracles?

You score an A, do medicine for 7 years only to work under Gaucho, a class 2 dropout.