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@markgurman Offer competitive TCP for AI talents?

Power On: Apple has dropped the first hints about how John Ternus will run Apple, starting with holding onto more cash and paring back how much is given back to shareholders in the future. bloomberg.com/news/newslette…

@CuffsTheLegend Only if he is 10 year younger

what if Bron pulls this off

@alpaysh Rich cannons > cannons seen by everyone

Which way, anon?

@BraedenSorbo She can actually enslave him for rest of his life

Real talk, can she sue him into oblivion now? Like what’s the next step because this was wild.

@StealthQE4 The rich cannons

You have to marry one. Who are you choosing?

@Be_likeMango @grok Real cannons

@MomAngtrades Show me the cannons

This dude is lying or a major pussy. No woman has ever referred to her boobs as cannons. Doesn’t pass the sniff test.

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Want to see the cannons

>Lorna Hajdini, 37 >JPMorgan Executive >Used her power to abuse junior men >Forced married man into non-consensual sex acts >Allegedly drugged him with Rohypnol and erectile dysfunction pills >Forced non-consensual oral s*x while he cried and mocked him during the act >Engaged in facesitting, toe sucking and other acts >Used racial slurs calling him her "little brown boy" and made derogatory remarks about his wife >Threatened to destroy his career saying "I f**king own you" >Victim faced retaliation from JPMorgan after reporting the abuse >This is what feminist women do when they get power. >Imagine the outrage if the genders were reversed.

@jimiuorio Right all the Googlers are tasting their own medicine. The left is full of ironies

The Sergey Brin story condensed… 1) “my family fled socialism in 1979” 2) “I began fighting hard to bring socialism to my new home” 3) “I succeeded in bringing socialism to California” 4). “I’m moving before I have to give these annoying socialists my money” Accurate????

@Geiger_Capital lol Google is so liberal and now it is karma

Sergey Brin, founder of Google, on the California wealth tax making the ballot: "I fled socialism with my family in 1979 and know the devastating, oppressive society it created in the Soviet Union. I don’t want California to end up in the same place." He has now fled California

@TeslaAaronL Why not just wear AVP

FSD has already started boosting productivity. it is undervalued.

@markgurman 10 categories? Slap AI next to it so it becomes a new category?

Power On: Tim Cook leaves new CEO John Ternus with a tailwind of an unprecedented 10 new product categories launching in the next few years. Cook launched three since 2011. bloomberg.com/news/newslette…

@tesla_na 12000 miles a year 30 miles mpg 400 gallons or $2000

New orders of Model 3 Premium & Performance now come with 1 year of free Supercharging 🇺🇸 Also, all Teslas pay the lowest Supercharging rates – all others pay a ~40% premium or need a subscription

@javilosana Dude has the cleanest lab you will ever see

El nuevo director de hardware de Apple, Johny Srouji, ha enviado un correo electrónico a los empleados de Apple. Equipo, Esta tarde, Apple anunció que Tim pasará a ocupar el cargo de presidente ejecutivo y que John Ternus se convertirá en nuestro nuevo CEO en septiembre. Tim ha sido un líder excepcional durante los últimos 15 años y ha sido un honor trabajar con él. Al igual que Tim, estoy de acuerdo en que John será un CEO extraordinario. Aquellos de nosotros que hemos tenido la oportunidad de trabajar estrechamente con John sabemos lo reflexivo y capaz que es, y creo que Tim ha tomado la mejor decisión posible sobre quién debería sucederle. Como parte de esta transición, se me ha pedido que asuma el cargo de Director de Hardware y que combine los equipos de tecnologías de hardware e ingeniería de hardware bajo una única organización. Me entusiasma reunir a estos equipos, integrarlos aún más y ayudarnos a innovar a una escala incluso mayor de lo que ya hacemos. Como sabéis, tenemos una hoja de ruta muy emocionante por delante, y creo que no hay límites para lo que podemos lograr juntos. A medida que avanzamos, he decidido organizar la mayor parte del equipo principalmente en cinco áreas, con Tom Marieb liderando la ingeniería de hardware, Sri Santhanam liderando el silicio en todos nuestros productos, Zongjian Chen liderando las tecnologías avanzadas, Tim Millet liderando la arquitectura de plataformas y Donny Nordhues liderando EPM en toda la organización combinada. Durante las próximas semanas tengo previsto mantener conversaciones con el equipo directivo más amplio sobre otros aspectos de esta nueva estructura. Sé que esto representa un cambio significativo, pero confío en que tendrá éxito gracias a todos vosotros. Gracias por todo el trabajo que habéis hecho para convertir a Apple en la mejor empresa de hardware del planeta. El futuro es brillante — y vamos a inventarlo. Johny

@Stanleysobest 3

43岁的中年人，失业了，有一套93平的房子，一辆本田雅阁，还有210万的现金。 目前很彷徨，有下面几个生活方案，大家帮我看看选哪个比较好。 方案一：投资3家美宜佳超市，就是那种连锁小超市，地点选在小区的大门旁。 方案二：全职在家炒股 。 方案三：把钱拿出来买基金，然后买一辆便宜的电动汽车，出去跑快车。 方案四：150万炒股，60万理财，然后附近随便找个4000左右的工作，跑跑业务也行。不过，我个人很不爱看人脸色。 方案五：投资朋友的塑料厂，130万，占股百分之30，参与经营。然后其他钱理财。 你的建议是什么？

@mideysmith Piit maneuver

he did the fastest thing he could think of to save the kids..

@Baoliaogeming64 無間道

🚨突发：据一位高级消息人士透露，美国正在与伊斯梅尔·卡尼进行直接谈判！ 预计他麾下伊朗革命卫队精锐部队“圣城旅”将接管政权，这解释了川普总统所说的“政权更迭”👁️ 喵评：伊朗的“罗德里格斯”终于出现了❓❗️

@danotastic @ImMeme0 Yup the neighbors phone is ringing 24/7 with all lawyers calling

@ImMeme0 He should press assault charges and sue the shit out of him.

🚨BREAKING: TMZ interviewed the neighbor who was caught on camera being assaulted by Alan Ritchson. He explained that he had asked Ritchson, who was driving recklessly, to slow down so that no one would get hurt. “I walked out in front of him, and I said, ‘You’ve got to stop; someone’s gonna get hurt.’ It escalated quite quickly from there. I did push him because he was coming towards me on his on his bike. He did it again, so I pushed him a second time. I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap out of me.”

@hodge_bc @CollinRugg The neighbor just hit the jackpot

@CollinRugg The Christian Trump Hater

NEW: The neighbor who was allegedly punched by actor Alan Ritchson, explains to TMZ how the incident started, says he told the actor to "slow it down." "I did push him because he was coming towards me on his, on his bike." "He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time, and I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap outta me." Video: @TMZ

@nut_history With a different wardrobe

To motivate Team USA tonight - they should have Sydney Sweeney throw out the first pitch tonight - with a big flag in the background #WorldBaseballClassic