Alan Koigi

@MutahiNgunyi Despise this at own peril. Politics as is, has, is and will never be about the masses. Especially this facade called DEMOCRACY. How else do they complete the Northlands project except through our taxes. IT'S NOT FAR FETCHED. We are the hunting dogs to enable them catch the prey.

TRUTH REPORT: If the Kenyattas made RAILA President in 2022, Raila would exit in 2032. Then Ruto would take over until 2042. By this time, Muhoho will be 82 years. The PLAN: Betray Raila, Tolerate Ruto for 10 years, then have a SHOT at the Presidency using Muhoho Kenyatta. CRAZY?

MY COUSIN APPLIED TO 52 REMOTE JOBS. ZERO REPLIES. ZERO INTERVIEWS. I showed him secret remote job websites most people never check. 11 replies in 9 days. He landed a remote job paying $100/hr. Here are 12 remote jobs you can target right now:

@AokoOtieno_ Sina vita na Ruto, you campaigned for him, (according to your own testimony) and he got elected. I never voted him. Until such a time our eyes are open to see politics without for what it is, come 2027 and we are back to square1.

@AokoOtieno_ It's better to be hanged for loyalty than rewarded for betrayal - Vladimir Putin. Faye is a sellout. A blatant betrayal. He chose to be rewarded for betraying his brother Sonko, than stick the course and liberate the Senegalese.

Oh, how this gladdens my soul! A black superstar who returned home to marry an African queen Shida yangu na Senegal is the cold war btwn Sonko (PM) and Faye (President) Otherwise, THANK YOU for humbling those Arabs that colonialists made part of Africa Fuck Morocco !

Didmus has spent 120M to build a home That's 20 schools, built and equipped More schools, less Luhya chewing mkobero and being serial watchmen But noooh, this navy reject of a conman walks around with this cougar ati wife After shooting a man, DEAD. Case died b'coz he supports Ruto Courtesy of Kaitany. His side milf, Ex wa Linturi Who was PA wa Ruto. Aol Aoko Luhyas, you have no leader WHO? Wetangula gets beaten by his okuyu wife, Mudavadi is a softie busy nursing bad breath ,huge stomach, and incompetence Atwoli is another arrogant orangutan whose TV wife got impregnated by her driver

While other Kenyans are busy working hard to make ends meet, one very uncooth man decided to break into an office and steal computers, cameras and external hard drives that had months of backed up work. Dear Kenyans, please help find this man below, Ksh reward of 50,000 upfront.. Report to me or DCI Kilimani.

@AokoOtieno_ @Kibet_bull I am looking at this photo through your eyes and thinking about marriage in general. Yaani amecheza na diameter ya hiyo kasusu with that sly smile...what is he thinking exactly. This life eh...

@Kibet_bull He lost it when he wedded this fat, menopausal residue ya his boss Wandayi ... We lost Twitter Shakespeare to a brand new second-hand with arms larger than my thighs Na hata PS akanyimwa. Sijui ati alipewa some task force that died with Raila Awuoro

Gabriel Oguda is breathing.

@DrBKhalwale I believe Shikanga is her father's name. So what's Khalwale doing among her names?

Named after my late beloved wife, my sweet grand daughter, Candice Adelaide Shikanga Khalwale, beams on day one in school today. God has been very kind to us..

Take a listen as this lady explains how President Ruto strategically plays his political cards.

There are two things you should never give William Lee Kuan Yew: 1. A microphone. 2. People ready to listen to him. Kuan Yew knows ball.

@MutemiWaKiama WOW!!! PAINFUL TRUTH

Yes, this is you being described here. Enda ukasikilie ubaya na huko! 😎😎😎

In 2025/2026 • Kenya collected KSH 1.1 trillion from your taxes • Of this KSH 1.1trillion, KSH 942 billion paid debts. • Balance: Ksh 280 billion. Impact: For every KSH 100 collected, Ksh 80 paid debts. It is the reason Lee Kuan Yew is selling strategic assets.

Built by Eurobond, Paid by taxpayers. One day, a time will come, we shall eat the rich.

Winnie, hi, chogo 🫶 Your Dad called you when he was in Dubai That there's a clot (size of tumor) in his head So he's heading to India for checkup (surgery) Wewe Nyamin, you were on transit to USA, to fuck your lesbian partner You IGNORED him, until he was in ICU Nitoboe?

Kuna NDA I signed Wale wa polling station schools, NDA is an agreement that you'll not disclose what you know But sioni ikinisaidia I've been misused enough I have gist on everyone, Hadi huyu Sarai Omar who took over Malala's post, I have audio akilia Choo ya Ruto, begging for kazi Funding alipewa ya Mombasa governor race, alinunua nayo Nyumba Kileleshwa Drug dealing syndicate ya Joho with his bro Abu, ninayo yote! Swear to God! @DCI_Kenya , return My laptop and advise the Politicians involved to approach me diplomatically Coz what you got from My phone is useless. Porn and books My evidence is kept so far, you'll not get it even If you kill me Kwa forest like you do others You think I didn't know you'd raid my house? Blunt mlipata you didn't write, Coz what you came for is bigger than weed. And you didn't find it. You will not find it Tell those people, violence doesn't work on me. Eulogy yangu I already wrote,

@Mastardcesh Ukiona hivi, he has already ventured into the textile industry. Uliam is so selfish that he can never do anything for the general good. Everything he does MUST of necessity BENEFIT him then after that any other beneficiary is collateral.

"We'll soon ban second-hand clothes in Kenya." — President Ruto

There's a lot of information that is publicly hidden, but guess what ? Kenyans are always ahead of information. Take a listen

I hear SHA is suddenly working. 20B meant for Affordable Housing has been pumped there Nyota thing pia Many things will MIRACULOUSLY work btwn now and August 2027 But 2028, mtajua hamjui. Especially his last term United Opposition nayo ni jina. It's more divided than USSR

@HonOscarSudi Your face, arrogance and voice disgust me

The problem with being a Wamunyoro sidekick is your judgment's impaired by a tribalistic mindset.