ground beef

Metropolitan Stadium home plate at the base of Bikini Bottom plunge inside the Mall of America

i watch heated rivalry like this

they did it TOGETHER

THE WALTER CUP WIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homophobic uncle’s favourite band being depeche mode

just started crying over lesbians how is everyone else holding up

THE MOMENT THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE WON IT ALL 🏆

my dispensary’s security guard is a white cat with blue eyes named White Cat With Blue Eyes

@thatonequeen @stalkmytweetsyo Mary with all due respect, you look foolish. just apologize?

@stalkmytweetsyo No no. Murder is the answer. I'll be posting a video of the execution this weekend

This may shock you guys. But I do not make my own ads. But to make you all happy I will find the person responsible for this and have them publicly executed.

My favorite wild playoff graphics because i miss it so much and all the graphics were cool as hell

right-wingers in reality:

@CrimeWatchMpls the camera glitched, it really could’ve been anyone idk

Submitted from NE Minneapolis: Theft during art-a-whirl. DM with the correct name of this intolerant thief and we'll send you a couple pirate flag stickers.

I want smaller cans of tomato paste. Can we have a vote on that?

is bikini bottom a walkable city

paid $70 for a full tank of gas today

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

getting da bullshit off the ice

Got charged $53 for 2 iced lattes and 2 breakfast sandwiches

I think if the victoire win the cup today the sheer quantity of lesbian sex happening across Canada tonight will be astronomical

I think either way this design was kind of cool and neat. I’m sad people were so negative about it