Alan Roberts

@piersmorgan Well Ronaldo isn’t 🤷‍♂️

Is Messi playing?

@talkSPORT Usual click bait

😤 "Scored a great goal but his performance was atrocious!" 😡 "If we wanna win the World Cup Harry Kane has got to do more!" Gabby Agbonlahor slams Harry Kane's performance vs DR Congo despite his two-goal heroics! 😡😳

@HollieAgombar Took money yesterday and had an email confirmation

Spurs taken my membership money but no confirmation. Anyone else have the same?

@bbctms if yesterday was bethel and Brooks going to the well , then we’ve got problems ! They’ve thrown away a test and series and I don’t know why 🤷‍♂️

@piersmorgan Usual clickbait piers ???

The 🐐- at missing penalties.

@bbclaurak one for newscast as I suspect a few people are asking how can someone who wasn’t an MP a week ago be the next prime minister ?

@prodnose Sweden sending out an SOS

Sweden have met their Waterloo. They are saying "Mamma Mia". They are sending out an "S.O.S". This may be their "Last Summer Together". They are "Under Attack". Heavy Defeat is the "Name Of The Game"! And so on... #NEDSWE

@SophyRidgeSky It’s absolutely nuts that someone can get parachuted into a safe seat and then potentially lead the country within a few months !! Now labour have done it who will do it in the future ?

Andy Burnham has stormed to victory in Makerfield, winning more than 50% of the vote - not just more than Reform & Restore combined but everyone else too If Makerfield was a test to prove he outpolls his party, he’s done it. His path to No10 feels almost inevitable this morning

That season should be a massive wake up call to the owners ! They need to start spending some money on quality and wages ! We can’t go through this again #COYS

@AllisonJaneSmi2 What’s the odds he’s commentating on Tuesday 🤔

Oh do please shut #gooner smith #goalinthem ⚽️

@BethRigby @skysarahjane So there’s so little quality in the Labour Party that they’re having to parachute Andy burnham into parliament ?

This important: PM NOT going to try to block Burnham from returning to Parliament. Personally, I don't think he could if he wanted to - wouldn't be able to carry that in his cabinet or party. But it will cause a protracted and painful leadership crisis. Geniue well of bottle

@ChrisMasonBBC does it show a lack of quality in the cabinet if they’re going to try and parachute Andy Burnham in ??

@SkyNews So is there so little quality in the cabinet that they’re trying anyway they can to get Andy burnham into it

Starmer should put Burnham in the cabinet to create a 'team of all the talents', says Harman trib.al/XbesYHw

@Peston Doesn’t it say a lot about the lack of quality in the cabinet if they’re trying to find a way for Andy burnham to come in as their saviour ?

Sometimes I am a bit thick. Often maybe. But I had not quite realised that Angela Rayner’s statement that the PM should allow Andy Burnham back into parliament was not a statement about Labour Party democracy. It was Rayner saying she would back Burnham as and when he runs to be Labour leader. Or so I am reliably told, to coin the cliché. In other words, she would not be a candidate in a leadership contest that included Burnham as a candidate. That has been said to me explicitly, and feels important. So does that mean she has abandoned all ambitions to be prime minister? Not quite. Her view is that there must be a soft-left dog in any leadership race. And if that race was triggered by Wes Streeting today or in coming days, while Burnham is still outside the Commons, she would feel it was her duty to be a contestant - unless, that is, another soft-left MP, such as Ed Miliband, were to go for it. In a nutshell, she seems to have decided her preferred role is to be the maker of the king or queen, not the monarch herself. Unless duty calls.

@RidgeandFrost @SkyNews @SophyRidgeSky Why do journalists shout at people in Downing Street ? Do they actually think they’ll answer the questions ??

"It's an incredibly unexpectedly depressing start of the day from No.10." The Times' chief political correspondent Aubrey Allegretti tells @SophyRidgeSky that the chief secretary to the PM Darren Jones couldn't convince us that Starmer is going to come out fighting.

@OllieHolt22 I think people just want consistency from the officials. Arsenal and others have been doing this all season without being penalised

Forget VAR. The truth is there are simply an awful lot of people out there who cannot handle the idea that Arsenal might just win this thing. dailymail.com/sport/football…

@TheCinesthetic Lucky enough to have been to chimney rock in North Carolina where this was filmed. Think I hummed this walking round

The Last of the Mohicans (1992) has one of the greatest film scores ever made. The way “Promontory” builds during the final chase sequence turns the entire climax into pure cinematic adrenaline. Absolute masterpiece of music meeting image.

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@RidgeandFrost @SophyRidgeSky @bphillipsonMP Why does her blinking go through the roof every time she’s interviewed ? Stress ?

🗣️ 'Would you like to see Andy Burnham become an MP if he wants to?' - @SophyRidgeSky 🗣️ 'I think that is up to Andy, course he would have a lot to offer. He's doing a great job as Mayor of Manchester' - @bphillipsonMP

@xavisimons @AllisonJaneSmi2 Absolutely gutted for you, you’ll be back

They say life can be cruel and today it feels that way. Be patient with me. TTP. COYS🤍 🧡