Alan Seawright

@ScottyMc71 @RossDellenger @YahooSports The United States of America.

@RossDellenger @YahooSports Congress is going to screw up college athletics even more than they already are. Name one thing Congress has touched that has been successful.

In wake of the SCORE Act vote postponement, Rep. Lori Trahan tells @YahooSports from the Capitol that it's hard for people to "stomach" a bill that restricts or caps athletes' NIL compensation when coaching buyouts are "not addressed." So far this year, $228M spent on buyouts.

If you’re: Texas, head to head matters against Vanderbilt Notre Dame head to head doesn’t matter against Miami Texas A&M, (11-1) a loss to a team below you keeps you in the top 10 BYU (11-1) a loss to a team above you keeps you out of the top 10 Alabama (10-2) a loss to a 5-7 team doesn’t matter Utah (10-2) 2 losses to 2 top 12 teams, you’re #15 Texas (9-3) a loss to a 4-8 team doesn’t matter, you’re ahead of Utah Burn the system and committee to the ground. What the hell are we doing

Read ‘em and weep. #Big12FB | @BYUfootball

BYU football by literally every metric against literally every one of those teams. Now who’s actually going to get in?

How many times can the ESPN announcer say Hank Bachmaier instead of Bear? I’ve counted at least 6.

@geoffjBYU Not gonna happen with that play calling. 3 & 15, let’s go up the middle!

BYU offense still not pulling their weight. Time to step up.

BYU at ECU Game Thread 🧵 Cougs favored by 6.5 in their first road game of the season. Let’s do diss!

Anyone I know out there that can use c4d and nuke available right now to come freelance at Future Deluxe? Preferably in LA but open to remote, and on the more senior artist side. SOS pls message me and share!

But we don't know when it opens. Would happily coordinate with you on the info you need. I host @therapy_cinema on Youtube. I thing I could make a decent video for y'all.

@Jordan_Schiefer Hey man. Love all your work @Out_of_Spec. If you guys would be interested, I'd love to do a review of the new Ionna Rechargery in Beaver Ut when it opens. Ioniq5, buddy drives a GenesisGV60.

To be clear, the only bad things I want to happen to politicians are the things they’re trying to impose on everyone else. Karma, please do something about this.

I hope @SenMikeLee’s legacy is living a long, miserable life, loathed by everyone, after losing his next election hilariously. Also, to lose his insurance, livelihood, and ability to work. Just to get a taste.

Well, @SenJohnCurtis’s legacy will be stripping health insurance from 12+ million people to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy. In addition to voting to confirm the most disastrous cabinet since at least the 1850’s.

Also, I know @SenMikeLee. But he’s a lost cause. Dude is so titanically stupid it’s a constant source of embarrassment to me that Utahns keep voting for him.

Just a reminder that every single idiot who broke the actual law to have top secret conversations on their phones… Got a yes vote from @SenJohnCurtis. Utahns, let’s fix this 5 years from now.

People without security clearances are looking into some of the government’s most vital systems. Seems like something you should take an interest in as a member of a coequal branch of govt that controls the power of the purse.

@CurtisUT any plans to stop (unelected) Elon and his (unelected, teenage) goons from shutting down parts of our government?

@camp_chef are you guys planning on updating your app for iPhone 16 pro max? The screen is a slightly different size, and your UI isn’t scaling properly, so I can’t tap into the Graph section of the app.

@dungeonsanddads Freddie is right. They staged the stapling bit for the BRE camera. Harrison Ford did not staple a hat to his head. They did it for a bit.

@joerussotweets @shannonandswift If you want proof, I’ve written like 15 scripts that are as bad as Gods of Egypt turned out. And I can’t buy a meeting in Hollywood!

@shannonandswift said it perfectly: "You wouldn't believe how good a writer you have to be to have the opportunity to write a bad movie."

It’s insane how little entertainment bloggers understand screenwriting. I read the original drafts of DRACULA UNTOLD and GODS OF EGYPT. They’re incredibly well written. It’s impossible to break in AND have this kind of career longevity if there isn’t good writing to support it.