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it takes exactly 208 elastic bands to explode a watermelon. science confirmed. thanks to everyone who watched the stream! 🫡🍉💥

thanks, amelia, means a lot!

It’s always the disingenuous people with genuine pins 💔🥀

Please be aware, @PetSmart, that there's an individual purchasing fish from your stores and eating them alive for $20 each. If you identify this person, please consider performing a citizen's arrest. 🐠🍴

I'll give a Vanilla Huntsman Knife to the first person to join discord.gg/balding and shave their head and eyebrows on a call with me. No time limit—if it's in my inventory, the offer is open.

I'm on my hands and knees, begging you, @worldstar, to bring back the 'live' section to your platform. 🙏🙇‍♂️

Unfortunately, this Steam exploit has been patched. We were able to remotely crash streamers' games, leaving them baffled and loot-less. One streamer's teammate even resorted to making farmyard noises in frustration after losing their precious base. 🐄💬

⚠️🚨 你好，这里是中共。我们已经妥协了这位英俊的Twitter用户，以展示我们在这个 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 ✞ 上的新技术。🚨⚠️

this young scholar forgot to conclude his broadcast and decided to have a solo performance on the webcam! 📷🐵🍌 #streamfail #unexpectedcontent #encore

It's hilarious that his sole purpose is to serve as a liaison for us to communicate with his high-calorie mother.

sorry bro 💔

There's no experience quite like being a Tier 3 sub; it's like I've signed up to be her boyfriend for just $24.99 a month. 🍷🙂

🚨 Alert: Reports of 'CCTV hijacking' undertaken by well-known cybercriminal "Michael Fample." He's not only hacking restaurant cameras but also making harassing calls! 📡⚠️

I'm so addicted 😭

Should I spend $1,000,000 on anti-vehicle weapons, or should I spend $0 by utilizing the barricade already in place outside Kavala? 🚧

Hello, kittens! I took a little break, got myself a new computer, and created a brand new Steam account. I can't believe the $230 didn't come through; it's actually causing me to reconsider my life. 💔🪦

@Fakewebpage they really made changing emblems a bit of a ballache, so you're either stuck with whatever you made in 2012, or if you're lucky enough and streaming in the next few weeks, i'll swing by and set it to something absurd.

you were supposed to react to it on stream instead of soy posting about it on twitter. I'll go set it back right now...