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@alayne_mal

You can always paint the roses red.

Grand Rapids, MI Katılım Aralık 2012
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@sam_fury I don’t know, seems like it worked out okay.
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Just found out she leaving fr n I drove home for an hour in silence without realizing it 🥲
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My work wife hinted to me today that she might be getting a new job and now I am in full breakup mode 🥺
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
Or, like, just a hockey puck. Just throw it on over. 🏒🥅
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Hey, @griffinshockey! Section 121 Row D, seat 8…it’s her 30th birthday and she *really* wants a Zamboni ride.
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We’re barely one month into official winter and @redbull is already done distributing the winter edition. This is an outrage. And a scandal.
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Wearing patchouli on an airplane should be illegal.
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Alyssa Leader@alittleleader·
What is Biden’s plan to fix the Taylor Swift presale?
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aubs@ilydarth·
tbh if i were in star wars and wasn't strong in the force i'd be so bitter
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
How much do we think @potterybarn paid for this episode of Friends, though?
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
Twitter *really* doesn’t want me to miss these four tweets from you, @alanthomasgreen
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MSP Sixth District@mspwestmi·
The Michigan State Police Wayland Post is investigating a missing person: LOGAN THAYER SWEET, white male, approximately 6’ tall, 240 lbs., brown hair and green eyes was last seen on July 24, 2022, in Grand Rapids at a concert at The Listening Room. Sweet was last seen driving 1/2
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
I resent how excited I am to find gas for $4.29/gallon.
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
The neighborhood is out here wishing you all a happy 10th of July. 🧨
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
I know Peter Pan and Skippy really thought it was their time to shine, but I’d rather take my chances on my ✨potentially✨ contaminated jar of @Jif than risk the disappointment at the bottom of those jars.
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😂💀
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@afrorocketeer I realized that about a year ago and life hasn’t been the same since.
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Mallory@alayne_mal·
Workout playlist? Nah, I just play the @NEEDTOBREATHE live album so I can pretend I’m at a concert and not the gym. It makes the suffering easier.
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