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@Ruthkaitesi @KwikirizaNova We shall need a good cabinet structure. Eg owempisa and their ministries to work.

Kati Laban musajja watu who doesn't even attend X events, how did he become the Head of Events? Naye eno cabinet elina ebisesa!😂 Some faces are even new to me🤣🤣👐👐

@arihojulio I love this honesty💯

Mutoni oli mukwano gwange naye sigenda kuwa kalulu g'emazima.

@hillarytaylorvi @Pliam_ Oyangyire kufa noza kuhemuka.

@Pliam_ your dementia is real but i have a lovely man, sorry i broke your heart sebo

Simanyi he refused to give you some. Omanyi rejection eluma naye mukyala guma 💀 😂😂😂😂😂.

@hillarytaylorvi @KwikirizaNova Abakazi mwabaki nentondo banange!

@KwikirizaNova yes and your ex alex

I just remembered the “real” job you’re doing in the US.

@uppc_uganda @UgandaGazette @uppcmd @Uppcmuseum_ug @UppcSch @NyakairuR @RIMS_Ltd @Jssebwami1 Can i be able to file a gazette myself using this website?

We are modernizing the @UgandaGazette by making it digitally accessible via portal.uppc.go.ug. This transition ensures businesses and professionals have reliable, real-time access to statutory instruments. To view the e-Gazette, users must register an account on the portal and log in to the e-Resources section. Digital copies are priced at UGX 3,000 each, with annual subscriptions available for UGX 800,000. This shift to digital transparency supports professional compliance by providing a modern and efficient way to track critical legal updates.

@roxie_ug @DannyVianne She isnt that good as you guys say.

Faith Kwizera has never leaked a Dm screenshot of the men trying to vibe her, it’s always these Mids. 😂🙌

Like seriously you guys eat rats😂😂🙌🙌

@sk_bongomin93 Like seriously you guys eat rats😂😂🙌🙌

I can confirm, Anyeri is very delicious. I have bought another one for tomorrow supper from this mama, she was heading to the center to sell it, bro this is bigger than the one of yesterday, it's gonna be a real feast 😂🔥🔥😋

When we say lets marry from our tribes, bambi temunyiga guys😂 Am imagining serving my mzee rat meat after a long journey from Ntungamo🥹🥹🥹

How is this allowed to be on a national tv. Who nurtured these wolves?

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@data5cientist @rwenzori_ But he has a business to advertise. The same statement you read says he is a real estate guy. Some of you

@rwenzori_ But why is he over advertising himself That's what I don't get Why should he hire influencers to make posts about him, flaunting his wealth?🤔

Hajji Yasin Bakaluba began his journey as a security guard in the UK, working for 19 years while living in public housing to save money. Inspired by his father’s work as a landlord, he invested his savings in Ugandan real estate in 2003, buying his first property and building rental units, ultimately building over 300 homes. He now owns Bakalubba Properties, a major real estate firm with heavy investments in upscale residential and commercial space. Are you not inspired?

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@roxie_ug Thats true. I gave youtube premium a try and i have never gone back.

the difference between normal youtube and youtube premium is so crazy. You’ll never go back to normal once you taste the premium version 😂

@EddiePages Open a free account on freepik. Upload the photos, you will earn effortlessly

I think brands aren’t understanding how powerful this shoot is, let me try to break it down for them. My expression is full of excitement and confidence. That kind of emotion is contagious, it instantly grabs attention and makes people feel something, which is gold in advertising. I look like a real, everyday person, not overly staged. That makes the audience trust the message more because they can see themselves in me The clenched fists and open smile communicate victory, success, and satisfaction without needing words. Perfect for campaigns about: •Winning •Achieving goals •Great deals or rewards •Life upgrades This image could work across multiple brands; •Telecom (celebrating connection) •Banking (financial success, rewards) •Beverages (enjoyment, good vibes) •Sports betting or promotions (winning moment) •Tech (user satisfaction) My style and look feel current and fresh, which helps brands connect with a younger, active audience, especially important in urban markets like Kampala. Without any caption, the image already tells a story: “Something good just happened.” That’s powerful because the brand can plug into that moment: •“I just won” •“I just saved money” •“I just upgraded my life” Anyways above all, I’m a model, bring those gigs, I can pull out any expression. Let’s work together

@AtukundaArnold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

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@912CroozeFM Anti corruption shd visit Mbarara and Ntungamo soon. District service commission died long time ago. Jobs are on sale. 10m + and even some pay , even fail to secure them

The State House Anti-Corruption Unit has arrested Richard Nkyeire and Dan Taritweba, a Principal Assistant Secretary, in Bushenyi district for allegedly selling government jobs through the District Service Commission. SH-ACU is also searching for district chairman Jaffari Basajjabalaba and Bananuka Denning, who was approved by the district as DSC Chairman but not sanctioned by the Public Service, over allegations including bribing councillors. Investigations are ongoing. #CroozeFMNews

@gifted_dickens @jkmuhwezi @SusanMuhwezi Ayayaya konka mukama

@jkmuhwezi @SusanMuhwezi @albertktel Graphics nizeezo ninga tukwatemu

Congratulations @SusanMuhwezi ❤️