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Nderitu Mureithi needs to start preparing to be the president of this country!

@kifotooh Hii imechangiwa Na wafugaji Wa kuamaama

Shida ya soko sai,kila Ngo'mbe iko na ndama

@kamauwaruhiu Umekuwa ukiibiwa Ndugu....Home and Away....I mean your wife and the government!

I have threatened to sell my car because of the current economic hardships. My wife has told me to sell it to her 😨😨😨 . Ruto must go !!!.

@husskhalid So Onyonka should have been jailed for drilling Ruth Odinga....Wacha hizo bwana! Tukepata wapi Senator?

Ghai Mwathani! 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

@pkomot VAR isikupate inje

Msomo promax. Food iko sawa though

@citizentvkenya The little you were given....you extended the same budget to Biketi!

'I can't continue being a beggar, I need Ksh.200M!' CS Oparanya laments lack of funding in his ministry citizen.digital/article/i-cant…

@ntvkenya @NationFmKE @EricLatiff @MariamBishar @blinkypenguin Double taxation!

How KRA will tax 60% of undeclared dividends | Business Daily #FixingTheNationNTV @nationfmke @ericlatiff @mariambishar @blinkypenguin

@WehliyeMohamed Retaining Capital ensures expansion of businesses and opens up for more job opportunities.

Unafanya biashara and pay the required corporate tax. Alafu una lipa dividends to the owners of capital KRA inaona bado umebakisha pesa Wanataka ku tax tena Sasa wakichukua yote utapata pesa ya ku expand business wapi na watatoa future taxes wapi? Si watunyonge baas!

@DavidNdii Where's the prokopanda...

Getungati akimaliza 24hrs!

@Adele_lide This skunk 🦨... seconded the worst bill presented by Duale in 2014....that allowed money borrowed not to go through consolidated fund... Just to avoid scrutiny! Sagwenya ya Mtu

My friend Fred Matiangi, you have been a minister in Uhuru's Government and have passed 10 Finance Bills, many of them with problems that hurt Kenyans. Now you are saying "reject" without offering alternatives, & you want to be president? CS Mbadi calls out Matiangi's hypocrisy

@copy_paste23 The man must have picked the wrong woman!

Why women are like this?😂🤔

@EricNjiiru A small team talks about others.....big teams celebrate their achievements!

Why can't Arsenal fans celebrate without mentioning United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs and City?

@WashiraX If I complete the transaction and you issue a credit note.... Then that's fraud and you know the consequences of being one!

How do we cure abuse of eTIMS credit notes? Last week, we were preparing 2025 income tax return for a small hardware store. They had bought wood worth 400K. • Proper eTIMS invoices were issued • Payments were made • Transactions were complete Kumbe, later, the vendor turned rogue. He went back into the system and cancelled all the invoices. By issuing credit notes. The hardware owner was not notified by KRA. No email. No SMS alert. No nothing. He only discovered it when we were preparing the return. He asked me: is there a problem? I showed him the impact. • Bro, that 400K expense is gone. You cannot deduct it. You now have to pay 30% tax on it. That is 120K extra tax. He froze. Then immediately bacame thirsty. Then started drinking water like a man who has just seen his future. Now think about this. He has: • A legit purchase • A legit payment • A legit supplier But, no valid eTIMS invoices So in the eyes of KRA, those expenses do not exist. This left me seriously wondering: • Even if KRA sends you a notification that your supplier has issued a credit note, apart from feeling bad, what can you actually do about it? Because: • The seller does not need your approval • The seller does not need to justify the reversal • The seller is the king here. He can simply wake up one morning. Cancel your invoice. And disappear. And you, • You lose the deduction • You pay extra tax • You carry the loss How should eTIMS credit notes be designed? What is your suggestion?

@WashiraX In this case, the buyer should institute a very strong fraud case against the seller and kra as a witness....seller must fill the cost of changing terms. Otherwise both parties must approve the credit note in the system.

@Donsarigo You have suffered!

ARSENAL ARE THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! One more TROPHY! Thank you for your attention to this tweet!

@iamjoseh_ Quality of the call is where they draw the line

Safaricom supports Wi-Fi calling. No airtime used. Just your home WiFi.

@susankihika See who's talking....you are mediocre by excellence

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt! What a clown.

@susankihika Mdomo kutoka hapa Hadi Timbuktu....Kila

So this man realized Ruto was incompetent after he was kicked out of office? Spare us your hypocrisy! Ati 4 girls, even lying requires some intelligence, does he really expect anyone to believe that? You incited those you call your people and you took off while all the burning, looting and vandalism happened in their areas! What does burning of vehicles, super markets and trucks have to do with the global increase in the price of fuel? Hope you are happy now, well done!!

@HonJNyakundi @OleItumbi Honorable please...

Dennis Itumbi

@KEPSA_KENYA @AdanMohamedCS @KRACorporate How do you congratulate an illegality?

#KEPSA extends its warmest congratulations to @AdanMohamedCS on his appointment as the Commissioner General of @KRACorporate.