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@albortus

the yucker of your yums

Katılım Nisan 2010
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@suxiety_ scrolled too fast my thought was “isnt this the sunglasses brand we were gagging at”
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judith leach@rancidgirll·
@DiGi__Official wait why are ppl trying to normalize the infantilization of the glorification of the gentrification of the justification of the commodification of consumerism which perpetuates religion psychosis and overstimulates my niche theory
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al🐦@albortus·
kadang heran sama yg orang yang sadar pengalaman dia tuh personal, gak representatif, dan berpotensi bikin narasi jelek, tapi tetep aja dipost.
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al🐦@albortus·
pls let me get better tomorrow im so tired of getting weird ass symptoms every month
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@yducknow·
what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people
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al🐦@albortus·
@fauxnudes and dont forget abt raye and charlie puth!
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SWⱯY@fauxnudes·
comfortably seated for new slayyygod and allahbyn
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.dwgo🇹🇷@davidswagoo·
finding new music counts as a productive day for me.
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garrulous gibbon@gibbonposting·
Social media is for looking at photos of animals
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🇩🇲 Chelsea, Biologist/Magical Girl 🦎
I love when a zoo does a primate baby announcement and the pics are glamour shots of the mom like she’s building her portfolio 😭
Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance@DenverZoo

Our orangutan family is growing! 🧡 We're excited to announce that Hesty, our fabulous-haired Sumatran orangutan, is pregnant with her first child and due late May! This is an exciting milestone for the Critically Endangered species and an extra special moment for us as Hesty was born at DZCA in 2010 and is now becoming a mom herself. Our dedicated Animal Care and Veterinary Medicine teams have been closely monitoring Hesty’s pregnancy, which was confirmed in February through ultrasound and human pregnancy tests. Hesty is now late in her second trimester and doing well as she prepares for motherhood. The baby’s father, 18-year-old Jaya, will also be a first-time parent. Jaya has called DZCA home since 2019 after arriving from Como Park Zoo and Conservatory. He and Hesty have spent time together over the past couple of years as part of an AZA Species Survival Plan breeding recommendation to support the future of this species. While there are always risks with first-time pregnancies, our expert teams are carefully preparing for Hesty’s birthing window and are ready to provide support if needed. Hesty required brief assist-rearing as an infant before reuniting with her mother, so our teams are planning for every possibility to give both mom and baby the best start. Stay tuned for updates as we get closer to welcoming Hesty’s baby later this spring! 📷: Animal Care Specialists Christa K. and Kelly H.

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liz@hneyvoiced·
liz tweet media
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suki@soupkis·
sorry all my messages end with “!!” i don’t know how to properly show my whimsy
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@elldritchblast only to be immediately nerfed by mega evo happening before switches 😭 she had her 5 mins of fame
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Shedinja@nincadas_shell·
mega emboar sucks. Never use him. Ever. Mold Breaker is useless and should be deleted. There are no cases where Mold Breaker is good. Never use a pokemon with Mold Breaker or equivalent ability. They should all be removed. 👍👍
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