leon kenneweed

i bring a sort of “everyone should have pain killers” vibe to healthcare convos that the “we hate addicts” average citizen doesnt like

i did try diary keeping phase when i was in high school and one time i looked at an entry and it was just “IHATEMYLIFEIHATEMYLIFE" written over and over again like a fucking horror movie and the entry right before was like “i ate indomie kuah today yayyyyy”

you are schizophrenic ❤️

every time a young gay person quits smoking or makes the decision that they want to quit, the sun shines on us all with the promise of happiness and beauty.

@bhencong i’m gonna get you you tasteless twink

@elldritchblast for saying the truth?

oh you need to be put down

indeedee and hatterene in psychic terrain trick room teams:

and if i say new robyn is better than new slayyyter

REMAKE MAJORA’S MASK INSTEAD COWARDS @Nintendo

they need to let this game go im so serious

and i will have gay sex with you ms catherine

playing three houses again because of the handheld boost and it has always been my mission to make these people have gay sex with each other <3

i’ve read homoerotic middle aged man yaoi that would put kafka to shame

one million angels were born when labi siffre wrote bless the telephone

a certain crowd acting like this

@elldritchblast next a pregnant twink, same location

last time i was in blok m i stepped on a pregnant rat

@bersuang i didn’t look back

@elldritchblast Mati gak?

@sagiestofemall it’s true oomf this is what the the rat had to say after i stepped on #her

@elldritchblast WHAT

@albortus that 100% accurate STAB blizzards will get her the crown TRUST

@elldritchblast only to be immediately nerfed by mega evo happening before switches 😭 she had her 5 mins of fame

snow on start + access to blizzard + 140 spa… yeah i always believed in you mega frosslass... they called you a bargain bin gigantamax but i knew you had that dawg in you baby