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my religion is this paragraph bjork posted on facebook in 2014

@EmmaPiscitelli8 this was my last remaining one! i have discord though if you ever want to chat there 🫶🏻

@alchemyfawn Whats a good social to follow you on?

i'm deleting this app for 2025 so here are my drafts before they get erased from my phone

@vorecultist i was very briefly but then i deleted it. i think i'm gonna be Logged Off entirely for at least the first few months of the year

@batmunson666 the britta one is so real like it explains so much

@alchemyfawn these are all really good especially the second and last one

@ayeayeayes need to write this screenplay

@alchemyfawn the last one

@btwnrevolutions the bowl moving around is so funny

I still think this tiktok I made like 2 years ago is hilarious idc

@kcbyczk that's WILD to me

@kcbyczk oh my god

@idek_adam @suchnerve @AlexBeyman this has absolutely happened to me before. never mind the fact that that's just simply not what gaslighting means. i've been accused of gaslighting simply for telling someone they're incorrect about my own actions or my own feelings.

@suchnerve @AlexBeyman also given how therapyspeak gets abused, if i said something like: "im actually doing the opposite of being condescending," I'd be accused of gaslighting. I think it's best for all of us if the autists and the typicals stick to no contact or small talk only, lmao.

finding out that neurotypical people think you’re being condescending if you use big words was truly a joker moment for me

@diasporacrew the 12 days of christmas end on the feast of the epiphany on january 6!

@naledimashishi "we don't do rituals in christianity" is some protestant nonsense

What are baptisms, holy communion, weddings and funerals if not rituals 💀

@JohnConstandyke @whatifalthusser @butchagatha_ "trans men who used to be lesbians" is absolutely a real category of people who exist. i spent years being a lesbian. hell, i was a lesbian for longer than you've been an adult. now i'm a man. i used to be a dyke, now i'm a fag. many such cases.

@whatifalthusser @butchagatha_ Like if you're a trans man you were never a lesbian if you're not a trans man then okay you're not a man you can be a lesbian

@crybbybutsecret happy birthday emma's mom!! 💕

@Lons that's what's really getting me about this, like...i buy that there are a bunch of people who haven't read the odyssey yet, but i can't buy that this many people have never seen a mention of it in some other book they've read, or in a movie or an episode of tv

It must be SO WILD to never catch a reference, like EVER. I can't imagine how different that makes film and television, on a core, fundamental level. To just never know anything going in... about ANYTHING.

It's not the "having to Google 'The Odyssey'" part. It's the "not realizing everyone else doesn't have to Google 'The Odyssey'" part. That's what's truly impressive here.

@PreferNoHandle @mornings0da true but obviously not what op was referring to

@mornings0da “The aesthetic quality of something” is a perfectly fine adjective usage.

I’m tired of pretending that people who use “aesthetic” as an adjective aren’t dumb as rocks

@alshipley right like that was part of the joke. he may be a rich ivy league dick but that doesn't mean he isn't in on the joke that he is actively telling

not to defend that smug fuck colin jost, but it's silly seeing people saying he's out of touch about the popularity of luigi mangione because he sarcastically feigned surprise at cheers while telling a joke where the punchline was explicitly about the popularity of luigi mangione

@Valerie_tbh someone can internally be a scared little child while externally being an adult who is treating other people like shit. both can be true at once. better to find a mature and healthy way to meet the needs of that inner child without being a jerk to others.

No, the insecure person is not thinking even nearly that far ahead. They are not emotional Hitler, they are an internally scared little child that got yelled at a bit too much and isn't sure how to process criticism, it is in fact not hard to say "i don't hate you but xyz"

@Boringstein i just wish pop stans could do the both/and thing like this!

@btwnrevolutions in my experience 90% of the people who wear "i love reading so much books are my entire personality" tshirts or tote bags are people who are borderline illiterate

IT’S BRAKE YOU DUMB BITCH

This shit pisses me off so fucking bad

@Boringstein reconstruction site is one of my favorite albums of all time and even i think this review was mostly fair. it's wild how people basically want to eliminate music criticism entirely nowadays