The Return of Aldo Jonsson

BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.

The Indian Company known as "IBM" employs ~135,000 people in India and ~43,000 in the US.

New broadcasting guidelines for women's athletics have been released to crack down on camera angles and slow-motion replays that ‘sexualize’ athletes The guidelines highlight shots broadcasters are urged to avoid

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oh hey, another person with bad reading comprehension making weird stuff up about me again. i never actually took acid that weekend, but also i’m a neuroscientist and read all of the available literature about lsd transfer to breastmilk and understand things like half lives, so if i did decide to consume something that transferred to breast milk i’d know how to do so responsibly. but i don’t think you care about that, i think you wanted to post something that would get you attention.

New angles, none better!

I'm calling it: shaved heads have peaked. Kane and Tuchel are bringing back the art of embracing your norwood. These are serious times. You can't be wet shaving your entire head every couple of days. Grow up.

Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley spark breakup rumors after Antonoff attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding alone. Qualley was also rumored to be linked with a recent costar. Neither party has confirmed these rumors.

When you do one good thing in your office and can now take another 3 days off

We need a bit more shame. People used to avoid certain self-interested behaviors to avoid shame, private and public. Law and customs assumed this. Now, 38% of Stanford students claim to be disabled. 40% of young women (under 35) claim mental illness, and SSI disability payments have gone up 400% in a single generation. It isn't good for anyone, least of all people who are actually disabled, when everyone looks the other way as friends and family and peers con the system with a level of shamelessness no architect of our safety net ever imagined could be possible in America. When everyone is disabled, nobody is.