alex

no one is “born bi,” you watch Scooby-Doo at a formative age and the whole cast turns you bi

@GaryDuf13056313 @trevimoran @bellawi54040705 God obviously hated your parents then :)

@trevimoran @bellawi54040705 Thanks for sharing! I’ll have to brag that I stayed the way god intended me to be!

First day out as a trans woman... pretty cool shit 💅🏻

gonna tell my kids this was dj khaled

@pewdiepie 1 like = 1 slur

[being boiled alive in a witch's soup] witch (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*

it’s cuffing season so u know what that means: cops are horny

is it cool if my grandma comes she’s totally chill