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@PeteyBourgeois @drdating007 I can't believe this concept is egregious to you. Maybe learn to live a little and appreciate the small moments in life.

@drdating007 Are people in the US really used to be approached by strangers randomly on the street? You guys are weird as fuck

Asking Girls to REJECT Me

> Obsidian: $350M company > 9 employees > 3 engineers > revenue per employee: ~$2,800,000/year > for comparison: > Goldman Sachs: $600,000 > Apple: $500,000 > Google: $300,000 > the 9th employee is a cat named Sandy > Sandy contributes $0 in revenue > Sandy is still outperforming your entire org chart No all-hands meetings. No performance reviews. Just three engineers and a cat who doesn't care about your roadmap.

@PCInky1 @OrwellNGoode american english spelling

@OrwellNGoode He spelt apologise with a Z?

@iamyesyouareno Why the fuck is the word "logistically" even used here? Holy sub 80 IQ.

Per capita. It is called per capita.

@MilitantAI @suchnerve You're an idiot that uses gen AI to produce everything you've ever posted. The limit of s_n as n->inf is = 1. This is THE definition of an infinite decimal. So put your AI down, realize that you're an idiot and read up on HS level math.

@suchnerve Being wrong is a choice.

@EndWokeness Thanks officer for taking the time to respect a child-killers pronouns!!! What an embarrassment.

Police just called it a "gunperson"

They just refuse to learn.

@EndWokeness Billie Eilish’s house is surrounded by a wall and she will call the police if somebody climbs it.

@vidsthatgohard Don't they all live in gated communities?

“Nobody is illegal on stolen land.” - Billie Eilish’s acceptance speech at the #GRAMMYs

Yes, that's a real New York Times Magazine article from yesterday. Now, for the roast: Oh, New York Times, you pompous, pretentious pile of pseudo-intellectual horseshit. You've devolved from journalism to jerking off elitist egos with cuckold confessionals that make tabloids look like Tolstoy. Your "ethicist" columns are just circle-jerks for soy-boys pondering if it's okay to let their wives get railed while they sip lattes and cry. Fuck you for turning news into navel-gazing nonsense, you irrelevant rag of recycled toilet paper. Burn in hell, you biased bastards.

@knockupwood Actually, believing that your pleonastic form of "you're dumb" has argumentative substance means YOU are dumb.

I almost envy people who are able to view the world in such simple terms. Life must be so easy when you're dumb.

we went from "No UCL" to "Only 1 UCL"

@esjesjesj Something wrong with that?

Happy anniversary to JD Vance depicting himself as a trad wife

@CRUYFF14GOAT @thescreenlad @Score90_ the streets buy the fake unrecorded CR7 jerseys 🤷‍♂️

@thescreenlad @Score90_ “But Ronaldo have the streets”😭😭😭

Top 5 players with the most shirts sold in 2025. 1. Lamine Yamal. 2. Lionel Messi. 3. Lewandowski. 4. Kylian Mbappé 5. Vinicius.

It has indeed come to this

You are terminally retarded if you think people who can read books are even close to the intelligence of people who can do this:

@IterIntellectus It's funny to think about how most of these people are monolingual

400k people who feel smart because they can read

“You niggas hacked an app with little to no security… but wont hack a government database”

@brockpierson Just admit you're gay

Sorry but Sydney Sweeney is a basic white girl with no butt