Alex

@TheParraEels Just forfeit ffs and Ask the nrl to give us a bye every week instead of cap relief to save the pain of fans watching the rubbish they toss up on the field Club is run by fkn idiots. Recruitment and retention is pathetic, most unprofessionally run club around. Another spoon 🥄

Our team to face the Bulldogs as we celebrate the anniversary of our 1986 Premiership 🔵🟡

See you on Sunday 🎟️ #PARRAdise

@TheParraEels Piss weak defence again.. bunch of cats

40 to go, let’s push! #PARRAdise

@FitFusion__ What

what was the father's name?

@TheParraEels Fuck this club. 50 in rd 1 yet again.

FT.

@centralNRL @TripleM_NRL Flog

PVL on @TripleM_NRL speaking about Zac Lomax - "I don't want to give our competitors one of our marquee players"

@LeagueScenePod @BuzzRothfield Another miss @TheParraEels

BREAKING: St George Illawarra have landed a prized recruitment scalp landing Souths forward Keaon Kolomatangi on a five year, $5 million dollar deal. The deal will enter the 10 day cooling off period before being announced in the new year by the Dragons. 📝 @BuzzRothfield

@TripleM_NRL @TheParraEels

Could Keaon actually leave Souths? Chammas has the latest on what's unfolding! THE JOURNOS! LISTEN HERE 👉 brnw.ch/21wX91Y

@9_Moley @RaidersCanberra @brisbanebroncos Chokers

Cruel to call @RaidersCanberra "chokers"... the loss last week was in the most remarkable circumstances to @brisbanebroncos and mentally, they never recovered. #NRL

@IanEmslie23 @RaidersCanberra 160 six agains to raiders, 2 sin bins to broncos, 20 penalties and blew a 14 point lead with 15 to go lol😂

@RaidersCanberra Someone in the bunker obviously had money on the Broncos

Fought till the very end 💔 We'll be back next week in Canberra. #WeAreRaiders

@TheParraEels Ready for a hiding

Ready for business🫡   #PARRAdise

@NRL Rubbish game, next please

HELD ON 😬

@FOXNRL Whose turn is it tomorrow?

R360 has made a shock $900k swoop on young fullback Jye Gray 🚨 The rebel competition had been targeting experienced stars, but the Rabbitohs fullback has just 28 NRL games to his name... TRANSFER WHISPERS 👉bit.ly/4mvPrlY

@TheParraEels No Simo?

The team for our Indigenous Round double-header is IN ✅ See the full team here 👉 eels.co/4lUQWKw Get tickets here 👉 eels.co/Eels-v-Cowboys #PARRAdise

@centralNRL Good to see him not whinging this year, might be because his side is getting favoured by refs and the teams winning🤣

@TheParraEels I like this halves pairing 🤞🏼

The skipper is BACK! 🫡 See the full team here 👉 eels.co/4kTYU5b #PARRAdise

@NRL What did he do in origin 💤💤💤💤

Cleary goes BANG! 💥 Sportsbet #TryJuly

@FOXNRL Panthers somehow keep it alive through this stupid fuckin ref. How does the dumb cunt miss that blatant knock on ? Not even checked by the bunker. GET FUVKED @NRL

The Panthers somehow keep it alive and score on the brink of Half Time! 😱 📺 Watch #NRLEelsPanthers on Ch.502 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/46qbplN ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/4eOv5Sf 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/3GI8dao

@TheParraEels How goods being a Parra fan. Wait all week for them to dish this shit up

HT. #PARRAdise #GameDay

@TheParraEels Straight back to the bottom of the ladder we go🤦🏼‍♂️

Back at Commbank Stadium on Sunday 🏟️ See the full team here 👉 eels.co/4jX6pIn #PARRadise

@bountypuzzle @FOXNRL Yeah I’ve heard, only about 200 times today from fox ffs

@alex71022 @FOXNRL Galvin's the best player in the game, Burton and Sexton worried about their spots.

WHO WRITES THESE SCRIPTS⁉️ Lachlan Galvin scores his first try for the Bulldogs 🤯 📺 Watch #NRLBulldogsEels on ch.502 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/45NFyLg ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/43Pp1nt 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/3FDpAsB