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Neurotypicals: “I forgot, sorry.” ADHDers: “I remembered it at 4am. I remembered it in the shower. I remembered it three separate times on Tuesday. And then, at the exact moment I needed it… it vanished. I’m really sorry.”

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men? Do I have this correct?

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

Probably a foul on Castle

girl idgaf about the met gala the spurs are playing

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

Mixing 1/2 and 1/2 and no fat milk to make 2% cause i love my job 🙄

Remembering when I told Matthew how me and my dad used to make “everything” milkshakes where we’d just put a bunch of sweet shit in a milkshake and then when I didn’t have time to get a blizzard on my dads bday he made me a everything shake and that shit will stick w me forever

@BenStanton77 @godmachineee It’s crochet not knit

@godmachineee His grandma knit that?

have u ever seen someone so beautiful

Lmk when yall get that crochet wemby cardigan pattern cause I NEED THAT

Cashing out at the corner store and the sweet woman behind me said “that looks like a great day” and like she’s so right I hope

Yall mfers that drink alani scare me cause I can drink like 5 redbulls and be fine. Im halfway through this alani and feel like my heart could be out of my chest

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

i really told myself 2026 gonna be better and then proceeded to have 4 terrible months

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

That moment when someone is able to understand how trauma has affected your ability to feel safe in the world without dismissing, minimizing, or judging you.

Customer heard my music and said “you must have a cool dad” and instead of just saying yeah I said “yeah he died though” but they tipped me $5 for my trauma

When Susan Sarandon says “I’m just Aunt Sabrina” it wrecked me. It’s about something much more universal: chasing something so deeply, so relentlessly, that you already know without even saying it that other parts of life might not fully happen for you. #sabchella #coachella